Are you ready for the weekend? We can't celebrate the end of the week without first reading this week's winning captions, starting with the honorable mentions:
Katie Zapfel Tomorrow Charlie will remember to check his pockets for sandwiches.
Love the play on words, every time. Gary Charles In his native land he is considered by many to be a chick magnet.
Justin
"Oh, I really hope this isn't a murder of crows."
A little history lesson
G.V. Parmelli Evidence now shows that building an aeroplane out of old bicycle parts was NOT the Wright brothers' first attempt at human flight.
I want pie! Steve Four and 18, Four and 19, Four and 20. Who wants pie?
Jan This isn't what I thought when you asked me to go to see the Black Crowes.
I like this one because Joan and I share a birth date.
Josh Absolutely nothing will stop Joan Cusack from being in yet another of John's movies.
This one's from the " duh" department!
Ken W Bird repellent works great on boots - next time spray the coat.
AND THE WINNER OF THE TALKING HEADS DVD IS….
Mike Smith Who could forget one of The Talking Heads greatest albums, simply titled "No Talking, Just Squawking
It's Mother's day weekend so I hope everyone has a great day. Nothing better on a Friday then a few laughs, so here we go, starting with the honorable mentions:
As always, I LOVE the play on words: Greg Even experts agreed that this depiction of a nuclear family was a little too exaggerated
James S Smells like teen spirit
We can always count on Kraig!
Kraig Mad Max: Sidewalk Warrior - The Infant Years
I hope Sam has chosen something else for a Mother's Day gift.
Sam K Does your child have a bad case of pungent poopies? Well act now and buy our brand new Smell Suppressor Stroller Kit complete with stylish state-of-the art odor mask. Just look how comfortable Fran looks as she easily pushes smelly Stanley in his military-grade stroller...It's completely air tight and will not seep or even leave a lingering smell after the walk. A perfect gift for Mother's Day!
A creative suggestion for the unemployed! John C. The Avon wasn't selling, so Mom started a weapons grade plutonium delivery service.
And our WINNER of the Peoplefest tickets, PLUS a CD from the prize closet and one of my weird prizes is...
Paul H H Over time, people became accustomed, if not entirely comfortable, with the new, relaxed EPA air pollution standards
OMG, I almost forgot this week's caption contest!!! But, don't freak out humor fans, here we go again.
Please give me your best caption to THIS PHOTO. The winner will receive , among other items, tickets to a cool festival in August in Hillsboro WI.
PLEASE REMEMBER TO PUT YOUR NAME IN THE SUBJECT LINE TO GET CREDIT AND BE ELIGIBLE TO WIN.
YOUR DEADLINE IS FRIDAY AT 4 PM. HAVE FUN, BE CREATIVE AND, AS ALWAYS, PLACE NICE!
From the " Up in the air Junior Birdman" department, this week's caption contest WINNERS!
As always, we start with the honorable mentions, beginning with:
Jan Remaking Top Gun was a big mistake
Anonymous left this great one. " the Soar Shriners! "
The newest members of the Soar Shriners are ready for their first parade. They will be deployed as soon as they receive their new helmet tassels.
Of course we got some military captions Justin Almost nobody qualifies for the air force with their new height requirement.
BrianP So a billion is too much for a new fighter? Here is the cheaper alternative. 42 MPG and satellite radio
Joe Kucak 884 World Warcraft Mini Mees ready for action, Sir!
First runner-up because I used to have a train set!
James S. The Lionel company's venture into HO scale planes was not as successful as their trains
And this week's WINNER of prizes I will select JUST FOR HER is Linda!!!
Linda L. Boomer and his buddies would have joined the airshow, but that dollar's-worth of quarters only got them from the Wal-Mart to the taxiway.
It's the peak of the week, all downhill to the weekend! To make the day go by faster, why not play this week's CAPTION CONTEST!
Please give me the best caption for this photo. If the winner wants prizes, I'll give them prizes! REMEMBER TO USE YOUR NAME IN THE SUBJECT LINE TO GET CREDIT FOR YOUR CAPTION.
Boy, I guess you guys were inspired by this week's photo because I have so many excellent captions to choose from, but it's a task I must complete.
As always, we start with the honorable mentions:
J Carp And you thought your homeland security dollars were being wasted!
I love a random caption
ColleenJo I don't think anyone will even notice my girlie hands and shoulders anymore
A couple of the same theme:
Zack P Macgyver's Asian?
Anne U Leland knew he'd watched too many episodes of Macgyver. He only hoped that Ted Nugent and the rest of the NRA could appreciate the beauty of his invention
and a couple more
Paul H H Steve Jobs, the early years: as he later admitted in his autobiography, he didn't really hit his techno-invention stride until somewhat later in life.
Michael M. Since the death of Steve Jobs, R&D at Apple has gone a little crazy, as shown here by their prototype for the iGun
But this weeks WINNER of a CD of her choice, a tie dye Easter egg kit ( save it for next year) and 2 prizes of her choice from my prize shelf is....
One great way to make the work week go by quickly is laughter. That's where YOU come in.
Please give me your best caption to this photo. The winner will receive some cool CD's from our prize closet as well as some random stuff from MY closet!
REMEMBER: PLEASE USE YOUR NAME IN THE SUBJECT LINE.
The rallying of my fans, friends, and family has become an integrated process, now just part of my everyday routine. "Hey everybody! I've already asked you to vote 17 times, would you mind doing it again? Thanks! Appreciate it. Oh wait, don't...
Well, win or lose, this will be the last time we come to Triple M on Monday night to share a song. It was an interesting challenge this week - play our signature song. Sounded kind of easy at first, but we had a bit of diffcult time choosing. Do we...
It's probably not a big surprise to any one who knows me, but I was never a big disco fan. I never even owned a copy of "Saturday Night Fever."
But I did enjoy some early Bee Gees songs including "New York Mining Disaster 1941" and...
Are you ready for the weekend? We can't celebrate the end of the week without first reading this week's winning captions, starting with the honorable mentions:
Katie Zapfel
Tomorrow Charlie will remember to check his pockets for sandwiches.
Love...
With the big Norwegian appreciation festival, Syttende Mai, going on this weekend in Stoughton, you might be wondering, what's all the fuss about?
The thought crossed my mind. Because I'm one quarter Swedish, I don't really know a lot...
In 1997 Chicago Tribune columnist Mary Schmich wrote a piece called "Wear Sunscreen." She said she had never been asked to give a speech at a graduation, but if she was ever asked this is what she would say.
Here's the original column.
It...
Revised job numbers apparently show that Wisconsin gained about 30,000 jobs since Scott Walker took office. And it gets worse for Tom Barrett because Walker can legitimately claim that he is responsible for every one of those jobs. A closer look at the...
Texan artist Rhett Miller has had quite a career. He began performing solo in the late 80's and soon became a part of the Old 97's. In the early 2000's, while still performing with the band, he again branched off to do solo work, and has...
The rallying of my fans, friends, and family has become an integrated process, now just part of my everyday routine. "Hey everybody! I've already asked you to vote 17 times, would you mind doing it again? Thanks! Appreciate it. Oh wait, don't...
Well, win or lose, this will be the last time we come to Triple M on Monday night to share a song. It was an interesting challenge this week - play our signature song. Sounded kind of easy at first, but we had a bit of diffcult time choosing. Do we...
It's probably not a big surprise to any one who knows me, but I was never a big disco fan. I never even owned a copy of "Saturday Night Fever."
But I did enjoy some early Bee Gees songs including "New York Mining Disaster 1941" and...
Are you ready for the weekend? We can't celebrate the end of the week without first reading this week's winning captions, starting with the honorable mentions:
Katie Zapfel
Tomorrow Charlie will remember to check his pockets for sandwiches.
Love...
With the big Norwegian appreciation festival, Syttende Mai, going on this weekend in Stoughton, you might be wondering, what's all the fuss about?
The thought crossed my mind. Because I'm one quarter Swedish, I don't really know a lot...
In 1997 Chicago Tribune columnist Mary Schmich wrote a piece called "Wear Sunscreen." She said she had never been asked to give a speech at a graduation, but if she was ever asked this is what she would say.
Here's the original column.
It...
Revised job numbers apparently show that Wisconsin gained about 30,000 jobs since Scott Walker took office. And it gets worse for Tom Barrett because Walker can legitimately claim that he is responsible for every one of those jobs. A closer look at the...
Texan artist Rhett Miller has had quite a career. He began performing solo in the late 80's and soon became a part of the Old 97's. In the early 2000's, while still performing with the band, he again branched off to do solo work, and has...