social icons WMMM twitterfacebook RSS facebook twitter RSS Center

Gabby Parsons

What does Gabby have to say?





it's CAPTION TIME again!

I love vacations ( duh, who doesn't), but I missed the caption contest. I'm back now and so are the strange photographs. Please give me your best caption to THIS photo.  The deadline is Friday at 4 PM. Some halloweeny type prizes are in store.

Tags :  
Social :


Share This: | More


 
10/20/2010 5:24AM
it's CAPTION TIME again!
Please Enter Your Comments Below
10/20/2010 5:32AM
Todd
Lindsay Lohan's family tree had no branches.
10/20/2010 5:50AM
Kent Ritchie
Deanna, Come out here and get your husband. He's flashing Gramma, again.
10/20/2010 6:26AM
RSSGF
I know those docs all recommend lotsa fiber in yer diet, but this don't look good to me.
10/20/2010 6:29AM
CocoJo
Layin' logs.......
10/20/2010 6:58AM
Alexandra Dunn
Geez, Ralph is trying to put some wood on his woodie again!
10/20/2010 7:49AM
Kris Wilke
Let's get this "Don"fire started!
10/20/2010 7:51AM
greg warner
"Dammit...I said NO more mushrooms for Uncle David and I meant it!!....."
10/20/2010 7:56AM
Scott
Hillbilly weaner roast
10/20/2010 8:52AM
Sheila
Durryl, you promised them city folk seasoned firewood. You better get crackin' afore Ma turns ya into kindlin'.
10/20/2010 8:59AM
Sheila
Brian had his own way of measuring a cord of wood - much to Sheila's chagrin, because the neighbors were REALLY beginning to talk...
10/20/2010 11:33AM
Art Paul Schlosser
After seeing his neighbors in their backyard either it was Jim Morrison who wrote the lyrics Come On Baby Light My Fire or it was Chuch Berry who wrote the My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling.
10/20/2010 1:14PM
Jennifer Brady
It was pledge week for the lesser known Alpha Phi Delta Backwoods Fraternity.
10/20/2010 1:17PM
Brian P
West Virginia porn isn't for everyone
10/20/2010 1:39PM
Jen
Everyone run!! He's gonna fart!!
10/20/2010 1:49PM
Jen
So that's what all the noise was in the "Blair Witch Project"...
10/20/2010 2:23PM
Peter Leidy
Hitless for 35 years, the remaining members of the Ozark Mountain Daredevils work on the video for "Jackie Blue, Part 2", which they're purty sure will go viral. Or at least catch fire.
10/21/2010 5:16AM
Peter Ripin
I ain't a gonna suck no splinter out of his hairy hide!!! And dats the truth.
10/21/2010 5:54AM
Alan Beall
"Zeb, you need to git your hearin' aid fixed. I said, 'SPLIT some wood, not...'"
10/21/2010 6:21AM
Jen
Duck duck goose was never meant to be taken this literally.
10/21/2010 6:36AM
Nator
Dammit JimBob! The woodchucks aren't coming after your wood!!
10/21/2010 7:44AM
Kraig
From that fateful day forward, Cousin Cooter would always be known as just another "flash in the pan."
10/21/2010 7:44AM
Anne
Bubba's eating problems were out of control. Last month, when he ate a 55-gallon drum full of clay, he ended up shitting bricks. Now Earleen knew she should have stopped him from eating that pine tree yesterday.
10/21/2010 1:51PM
Brian P
Retirement didn't work out all that well for the remaining members of ABBA.
10/22/2010 7:34AM
Tony
Run, kids! He's-a-fixin' to do his drum solo again!
10/22/2010 8:13AM
Tammy
Look Maw! I saw this on that there Jackass 3-D movie!
10/22/2010 11:19AM
Mickey
Elroy never could get the hang of Saturday night baths.
10/23/2010 5:00AM
Abbe
"No PA no, that's not what we meant by adding more wood to the kindling pile!!!!"
Title :
Comment :
Listen Live (WMMM)
Playlist (WMMM)
2 Minute Promise
Submit
World's Worst iPod: El DeBarge "Who's Johnny"
A lot of people seemed to have fond memories of this questionable song from 1986. "Who's Johnny" was the first solo hit for the guy named El DeBarge, and it went to number 3 on the charts. Some of you might remember it from the movie "Short...
Read More
Finally, recognition of Stevie Ray Vaughan by the Rock Hall
The new list of nomines for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is out, and finally they give a nod to Stevie Ray Vaughan. The Rock Hall has passed Stevie by for the more than ten years that he's been eligible, causing me and other blues fans much...
Read More
You might want to see "Once" twice
I had the opportunity to go see "Once" at Overture Hall last night, and I guess the two word summary of my review could be "weirdly awesome." The story isn't too complicated, which is good because I sometimes had a hard time understanding the...
Read More
World's Worst iPod: Stonebolt "I Will Still Love You"
It seems Kitty was all alone in the Canadian wilderness with her love for the 1978 hit "I Will Still Love You" by Stonebolt. It only made it up to #29, so it seems a lot of folks didn't have the fond memories of the song that she did. With amazing...
Read More
World's Worst iPod: Neil Diamond "Yesterday's Songs"
Even Neil Diamond fans didn't seem to want to throw their support behind this one. "Yesterday's Songs" with its cheesy backup singers may be the most cliche song the guy does! It made it up to #11 on the charts in 1981/82 and was #1 on the...
Read More
Free download: Benjamin Booker
Benjamin Booker is a 25 year old New Orleans musician who's been getting some attention with his debut self-titled album. He's been on David Letterman's show, toured with Jack White, and was reviewed in Rolling Stone. Of the song...
Read More
In honor of National Punctuation Day
Today is National Punctuation Day! It's a day to geek out about exclamation points, semi-colons, ampersands and commas. It's also a day to go back into the Radio Way-Back Machine, and listen to this song by Dan Baird. It was a minor hit in...
Read More
World's Worst iPod: OMC "How Bizarre"
One of the more recent songs on the iPod, "How Bizarre" from OMC seemed to conjure up some positive memories from our younger listeners. That includes the woman who sang a different version with her friends...instead of singing "How...
Read More
 
Recent Blog Posts
World's Worst iPod: El DeBarge "Who's Johnny"
A lot of people seemed to have fond memories of this questionable song from 1986. "Who's Johnny" was the first solo hit for the guy named El DeBarge, and it went to number 3 on the charts. Some of you might remember it from the movie "Short...
Read More
Finally, recognition of Stevie Ray Vaughan by the Rock Hall
The new list of nomines for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is out, and finally they give a nod to Stevie Ray Vaughan. The Rock Hall has passed Stevie by for the more than ten years that he's been eligible, causing me and other blues fans much...
Read More
You might want to see "Once" twice
I had the opportunity to go see "Once" at Overture Hall last night, and I guess the two word summary of my review could be "weirdly awesome." The story isn't too complicated, which is good because I sometimes had a hard time understanding the...
Read More
World's Worst iPod: Stonebolt "I Will Still Love You"
It seems Kitty was all alone in the Canadian wilderness with her love for the 1978 hit "I Will Still Love You" by Stonebolt. It only made it up to #29, so it seems a lot of folks didn't have the fond memories of the song that she did. With amazing...
Read More
World's Worst iPod: Neil Diamond "Yesterday's Songs"
Even Neil Diamond fans didn't seem to want to throw their support behind this one. "Yesterday's Songs" with its cheesy backup singers may be the most cliche song the guy does! It made it up to #11 on the charts in 1981/82 and was #1 on the...
Read More
Free download: Benjamin Booker
Benjamin Booker is a 25 year old New Orleans musician who's been getting some attention with his debut self-titled album. He's been on David Letterman's show, toured with Jack White, and was reviewed in Rolling Stone. Of the song...
Read More
In honor of National Punctuation Day
Today is National Punctuation Day! It's a day to geek out about exclamation points, semi-colons, ampersands and commas. It's also a day to go back into the Radio Way-Back Machine, and listen to this song by Dan Baird. It was a minor hit in...
Read More
World's Worst iPod: OMC "How Bizarre"
One of the more recent songs on the iPod, "How Bizarre" from OMC seemed to conjure up some positive memories from our younger listeners. That includes the woman who sang a different version with her friends...instead of singing "How...
Read More
Categories
Archives