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it's CAPTION TIME again!

I love vacations ( duh, who doesn't), but I missed the caption contest. I'm back now and so are the strange photographs. Please give me your best caption to THIS photo.  The deadline is Friday at 4 PM. Some halloweeny type prizes are in store.

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10/20/2010 5:24AM
it's CAPTION TIME again!
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10/20/2010 5:32AM
Todd
Lindsay Lohan's family tree had no branches.
10/20/2010 5:50AM
Kent Ritchie
Deanna, Come out here and get your husband. He's flashing Gramma, again.
10/20/2010 6:26AM
RSSGF
I know those docs all recommend lotsa fiber in yer diet, but this don't look good to me.
10/20/2010 6:29AM
CocoJo
Layin' logs.......
10/20/2010 6:58AM
Alexandra Dunn
Geez, Ralph is trying to put some wood on his woodie again!
10/20/2010 7:49AM
Kris Wilke
Let's get this "Don"fire started!
10/20/2010 7:51AM
greg warner
"Dammit...I said NO more mushrooms for Uncle David and I meant it!!....."
10/20/2010 7:56AM
Scott
Hillbilly weaner roast
10/20/2010 8:52AM
Sheila
Durryl, you promised them city folk seasoned firewood. You better get crackin' afore Ma turns ya into kindlin'.
10/20/2010 8:59AM
Sheila
Brian had his own way of measuring a cord of wood - much to Sheila's chagrin, because the neighbors were REALLY beginning to talk...
10/20/2010 11:33AM
Art Paul Schlosser
After seeing his neighbors in their backyard either it was Jim Morrison who wrote the lyrics Come On Baby Light My Fire or it was Chuch Berry who wrote the My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling.
10/20/2010 1:14PM
Jennifer Brady
It was pledge week for the lesser known Alpha Phi Delta Backwoods Fraternity.
10/20/2010 1:17PM
Brian P
West Virginia porn isn't for everyone
10/20/2010 1:39PM
Jen
Everyone run!! He's gonna fart!!
10/20/2010 1:49PM
Jen
So that's what all the noise was in the "Blair Witch Project"...
10/20/2010 2:23PM
Peter Leidy
Hitless for 35 years, the remaining members of the Ozark Mountain Daredevils work on the video for "Jackie Blue, Part 2", which they're purty sure will go viral. Or at least catch fire.
10/21/2010 5:16AM
Peter Ripin
I ain't a gonna suck no splinter out of his hairy hide!!! And dats the truth.
10/21/2010 5:54AM
Alan Beall
"Zeb, you need to git your hearin' aid fixed. I said, 'SPLIT some wood, not...'"
10/21/2010 6:21AM
Jen
Duck duck goose was never meant to be taken this literally.
10/21/2010 6:36AM
Nator
Dammit JimBob! The woodchucks aren't coming after your wood!!
10/21/2010 7:44AM
Kraig
From that fateful day forward, Cousin Cooter would always be known as just another "flash in the pan."
10/21/2010 7:44AM
Anne
Bubba's eating problems were out of control. Last month, when he ate a 55-gallon drum full of clay, he ended up shitting bricks. Now Earleen knew she should have stopped him from eating that pine tree yesterday.
10/21/2010 1:51PM
Brian P
Retirement didn't work out all that well for the remaining members of ABBA.
10/22/2010 7:34AM
Tony
Run, kids! He's-a-fixin' to do his drum solo again!
10/22/2010 8:13AM
Tammy
Look Maw! I saw this on that there Jackass 3-D movie!
10/22/2010 11:19AM
Mickey
Elroy never could get the hang of Saturday night baths.
10/23/2010 5:00AM
Abbe
"No PA no, that's not what we meant by adding more wood to the kindling pile!!!!"
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