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World's worst Valentine gifts

Every one says it's the thought that counts. But when it comes to Valentine's gifts, it seems like a lot of people aren't doing any thinking at all!

WIth that in mind, I present this list.

TOP FIVE HORRIBLE VALENTINE GIFTS

1. Anything that your Valentine has to cook. "Honey, look I got you these juicy steaks. What time are you firing up the grill?"

2. School supplies. I once got a backpack for Valentine's Day. And it wasn't from my mom.

3. Sharp objects. You don't want to give your disappointed Valentine any ideas.

4. Anything your Valentine has to feed. I got a pair of goldfish, which I named after the Dark Shadows characters Barnabas and Angelique. The guy who gave them to me once took care of them when I was out of town. I never got them back because he gave them to another girl.

5. Anything from the all night drugstore, because the next day it will be all half-priced!  Case in point:: I picked up a box of Larry the Cable Guy chocolates (pictured above)..and I think they only cost around 24 cents for the whole box.




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