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World's Worst iPod

It's back! Every Wednesday at 7:15, we play songs from the horrible iPod Kitty found while dumpster diving.
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Posts from April 2013

World's Worst iPod: Eyes Without a Face by Billy Idol
Jonathan and Kitty never really understood this song.  A face without eyes we understand, but how are you eyes without a face?! The song made it all the way to number 4. We also learned the song is inspired by a 1960's French film with the same name. I guess we better hit up Netflix and watch it.
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World's Worst iPod: Midnight at the Oasis by Maria Muldaur
Back in 1974 Maria Muldaur rode her camel all the way to number 6 with this song.  You have to admit it's pretty silky smooth.  According to Wikipedia, in 2008 Muldaur said she wanted to add the song to her album as an "afterthought" at the last minute. She acknowledges that people do come up to her at her concerts or events and state that, indeed because of this song, there were numerous sexual encounters including losing their virginity and getting pregnant while listening to this song.

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World's Worst iPod: MacArthur Park by Donna Summer
It was a tough day for Triple M listeners when it came to the World's Worst iPod.  Since no songs from the iPod were played this week, if today's song was not played the entire iPod would be thrown out.  Here's the rub, today's song was MacArthur's Park.  We ended up NOT playing the song.  Instead we had Brian slow jam the song.   Click here for Brian's version.  So the iPod will not be thrown away.
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Sometimes When We Touch by Dan Hill
In the late 70's Dan Hill wanted to hold us until we died...yuck.  Sometimes When We Touch peaked at number 3 in 1977.  
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World's Worst iPod: Rhythm is Gonna Get You by Gloria Estefan
Back in the late 80's the rhythm got us.  Gloria Estefan and the Miami Sound Machine made it to number 5 on the charts with this little ditty back in 1987.  Our biggest question: what is a sound machine anyway?
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World's Worst iPod: Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus
Before there was Miley, there was Billy Ray.  Miley's dad had a huge hit with this song.  Achy Break Heart was originally going to be recorded by The Oak Ridge Boys, but the band decided to take a pass.  Lucky for Billy who rode it all the way to number four on the charts. 

It was first called "Don't Tell My Heart".  Would we like it any better with that name?

 Probably not.
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World's Worst iPod: You Light Up My Life by Debbie Boone
Jonathan didn't want to hear this song.  Kitty didn't want to hear it either.  However, morning show producer Don Orlando has been wanting this song played since the start of the World's Worst iPod.  This song was number 1 for ten weeks in 1977.  Thankfully, Triple M listeners were on Jonathan and Kitty's side and the majority voted against it.

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World's Worst iPod: Old Time Rock and Roll
Bob Seger and tighty whities a perfect combo.  Actually, it was Tom Cruise, tighty whities and Seger's "Old Time Rock and Roll"   that made a perfect mix.  The song was originally released in the late 70's, but became popular when Cruise danced around in his underwear to the song in the movie Risky Business.
Kitty was sick of the song, but most listeners who called wanted to hear it one more time.

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World's Worst iPod: Kiss Me Deadly by Lita Ford
Big blonde hair was not only for the guy rockers of the 80's.  Lita Ford did it too.  The video for the song is quite cheezy, but Jonathan thinks she still hot.  This song made it to number 12 in 1988. Even if you don't like this song, Ford is an amazing guitar player.  She was lead guitar for The Runaways which also featured Joan Jett. 

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World's Worst iPod: My Ding a Ling by Chuck Berry
John Lennon once said, "If they hadn't called it rock and roll, they could have called it Chuck Berry."  So true, but no the case for this song.  Sadly, this was the only song to make it to number 1 for Mr. Berry.   It was originally called My Tambourine, but no one liked that version.

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World's Worst iPod: Mickey by Toni Basil
This song was originally written with the name "Kitty" instead of "Mickey" back in 1979 and performed by the band Racey. However, when Toni Basil recorded the song she changed it to be about a man. It was a hit around the world and may have only held the top stop here in the United States for just a week in 1982, but Basil did manage to sell 2 million copies of the song in the United States alone.

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World's Worst iPod: Island Girl by Elton John
If you really listen to the words, this song by Elton John is about a man who wants to take a prostitute working the streets of New York City to Jamaica.  Sir Elton got to number 1 in America with it back in 1975.
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World's Worst iPod: When a Man Loves a Woman
Michael Bolton (somehow) was able to take this to number 1 in 1991.  For some reason Jonathan wanted to hear it.  We think it might be the Office Space connection.  Thankfully, the majority of listeners didn't want to hear it.
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World's Worst iPod: Dancing in the Moonlight by King Harvest
King Harvest made it to number 13 with this song in 1973.  The song was originally recorded in 1968 by a band named Boffalongo.  Some people think this song is sung by Van Morrison, but he's never covered it.  Some people who have covered this song include Liza Minnelli, My Morning Jacket and even Jack Wagner.
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World's Worst iPod: Keep on Lovin' You by REO Speedwagon
When Kitty was young she wanted to make sure she saw REO Speedwagon live "before they were too big to tour".  A few years ago REO played at Wal-Mart on Madison's west side for free.  No joke.  Either way we're going to Keep on Lovin' REO.

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World's Worst iPod: I Love a Rainy Night by Eddie Rabbitt
This song by Eddie Rabbitt actually replaced Dolly Parton's song 9 to 5 as number 1 on the charts. No big surprise that both songs are on the World's Worst iPod.

According to music historian Fred Bronson, "I Love a Rainy Night" was 12 years in the making. Rabbitt had a collection of old tapes he kept in the basement of his home. While rummaging through the tapes one day in 1980, he heard a fragment of a song he had recorded one rainy night in the late 1960s.

"It brought back the memory of sitting in a small apartment, staring out the window at one o'clock in the morning, watching the rain come down," wrote Bronson in The Billboard Book of Number One Hits. "He sang into his tape recorder, 'I love a rainy night, I love a rainy night.'" Now you'll be singing it all afternoon.

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World's Worst iPod: Saturday Night by The Bay City Rollers
In case you didn't know how to spell Saturday, the Bay City Rollers have got you covered in this song.  Saturday Night was first recorded in 1973.  It was rerecorded with a different lead singer and eventually made it on to the charts in 1976 and climbed all the way to number 1.

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World's Worst iPod: Tainted Love by Soft Cell
This song was first recorded in 1965, but didn't become a hit until Soft Cell released it in 1981.  It was a number 1 song in the UK.  It took much longer for it to become a hit in the U.S.  It eventually went to number 8 in the U.S. and spent 43 weeks on the Hot 100.

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World's Worst iPod: One Bad Apple by The Osmonds
This song was originally written for The Jackson 5, but they passed on it.  The Osmonds took it instead and sang all the way to number 1 for 5 weeks in 1971.  Kitty really wanted to hear the song, but admits one bad apple CAN spoil the whole bunch.
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World's Worst iPod: You Sexy Thing
The London band Hot Chocolate heated things up in the winter of '75-'76 with their song "You Sexy Thing," which made it all the way up to #3 on the charts.
Even if you weren't alive back then, you've probably heard the song in a movie soundtrack. The song's been featured in The Full MontyBoogie Nights, Reservoir Dogs, and Dude, Where's My Car, among others.
It's also been featured in a commercial for Swiffer Dusters. That's weird, because we always thought feather dustiers were MUCH sexier.

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