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What now, Brett?

WWBD? Those are what the new line of wristbands I'm introducing will say.  WWBD stands for What Will Brett Do? Brett Favre says this time he's really, positively, absolutely, no question, 100 percent sure, definitely done with his NFL career.  Perhaps, he's serious this time because he's saying it early enough in the Vikings training camp so they can prepare for the upcoming season.  I still wouldn't be surprised if he changed his mind a few weeks into the season.  In fact, that's what he may already be planning. Okay for the sake of this blog, I'll take him at his word and believe that he's calling it a career. So the question remains: WWBD?! Here are some suggestions:

NFL commentator

I don't really think this is a good choice because a Football Hall of Famer like Brett probably can't understand why every single quarterback can through perfect passes into double coverage for touchdowns.

New Judge on American Idol

Also bad idea because "If it ain't country music, it's crap!"

Join the shirtless brigade

Not familiar with the "SB"? That's Lance Armstrong and Matthew McConaughey. He could wander around beaches and clubs without his shirt off. However, he would probably wouldn't last because he wouldn't want to shave his chest.

Heart surgeon

This may actually be one of the best choices because he's been pretty good at ripping people's hearts out for the last few years.
However, I think the best idea for Brett in his post NFL-days is to open up a chain of restaurants.  However, the best name for his place has already been taken:  WAFFLE HOUSE. Hey Brett, see you on the football field in about the third week of the season!


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