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What Kitty would like the new iPhone to do

The tech world is all abuzz because a new iPhone is being unveiled. "What will the new features be?" every one seems to be wondering.

I don't have an iPhone. I have a Nokia Tracfone that is so old you can barely see the numbers anymore.  I would consider getting an iPhone if it had at least some of the following features:

1. The capability to load and unload the dishwasher.

2. The ability to tell me what to make for dinner based on pictures of what's in my fridge and cupboards. (This probably already exists).

3. It should come in periwinkle or thistle. (Two underloved Crayola Colors.)

4. It should send out a massive electronic shock if it's stolen in one of those snatch and grab iPhone thefts that have been so common in Madison.

5. It should look like this:




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