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As we enter into the long brat-filled weekend, we always need a few laughs, so here are this week's caption contest winners, starting with the honorable mentions: We start with Tammy:          Bob was happy not to recieve another "Kiss the Cook" apron for Father's Day. The kids really went all out this year. Two of our " regulars" did not disappoint, starting with Kraig: A perennial reject as a participant in the Sausage Races at Brewers' home games, Miller Park Security generally sees to it that "Squirty Mustard ("S/M") Sausage" is relegated to the far reaches of the Uecker Section of the tailgating area. I had a lot from Brian to choose from, but this one I liked the best: After their Monty Python Holy Grail gig, this is what the Black Knights were reduced to. Hollywood can be sooo cruel. Derek went political:  "And they thought our PROTESTS were dangerous!Try our Parties!" Harvey was very clever:  Like many minor celebrities, The Humungus supplements his royalty income from Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior, as a guest chef for charity. Finally, our first runner-up ( and I literally had to flip a coin to decide)  is SUE:   Nun faints at local neighborhood cookout.  Some speculate that it was the heat, others are blaming it on the mustard.                                                           But the BIG WINNER of this multi-media prize is Amanda!! Alice Cooper and Gordon Ramsay have collaborated on a new reality show for The Food Network: "Welcome to My Nightmare Kitchen." Have a safe and fun Memorial Day Weekend! See ya next week.

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