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The only Oscar I will ever win

The Academy Awards are Sunday night, and as I said yesterday I haven't seen any of the nominated movies. But I think there is one Oscar I could win. The Oscar Madison for General Messiness. Here's my acceptance speech: "I'd like to thank God, for that 'bless this mess' prayer, my family, for assuring me that it's okay to routinely leave things on the stairs, and...um...I was going to thank some one else but for some reason can't seem to find my notes. I must have left them under a pile of crap in my living room."

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