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The king of knives

So you've got someone on your holiday list who loves the outdoors?  You know someone who wants to be a survivor man or woman and dreams of being dropped off in the woods equipped with only a pocket knife?  swissWell, we've got the perfect gift for this wilderness enthusiast:  It's the biggest friggin' pocket knife you'll ever see. This thing is insane.  It has EVERYTHING.  I believe along with being able to cut things it can: Balance your checkbook Make you a better lover Pay your electric bill Take your place at boring office meetings Make dinner Walk the dog Please use caution with this wonderful gift.  Why?  Well the one thing it doesn't have: First aid kit

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12/11/2009 7:32AM
The king of knives
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