Good thing Santa won’t be judging you based on your captions for this week’s contest, or I know a bunch of people who would be getting coal!
We had several Jerry Sandusky captions, but this IS the time for good will and holiday spirit, so
these are the captions I have chosen as this week’s winners, starting with honorable mentions:
Even as young boys in the company of Jolly Ol' Saint Nick, Harry Reid and John Boehner refused to cooperate with each other.
All I said was, how about some Lincoln Logs?
"Oh now kids, it's not that bad. Santa just had some beans, deviled eggs, and Budwieser for lunch."
Merry *&^%$ Christmas to you too you little &^%s!!
Santa rips the co-joined twins apart, against their will. Ho ho ho!
AND this week’s WINNER of all these prizes is……
What?!?! We don't get iPads for Christmas, you have GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!