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The Caption Contest will Smite you!

OK, here we are again with another Caption Contest!  No cute little bunnies, no kids or puppies. I know what you want. A creepy guy. Please give me your best caption for this photo. The winner will receive some cool items I am finding as I get ready to move across town! Your deadline is Friday at 4 PM. Have fun, be creative and, as always, play nice!

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05/18/2011 5:25AM
The Caption Contest will Smite you!
Please Enter Your Comments Below
05/18/2011 5:31AM
amy
The grim reaper for the Big Mac addict in FdL
05/18/2011 5:32AM
Jared Ladish
Worst. Bris. Evar.
05/18/2011 5:34AM
Jan Tessier
Scott Walker's inner child escapes.
05/18/2011 5:49AM
Justin Gerstner
Ronald McDonald and the Green Goblin had a love child, "The Stupendous Greenino Dimples" the Clown. He turned Happy Meals into "Mad Meals" which come with a free pumpkin bomb.
05/18/2011 6:04AM
RSSGF
When the Grim Reaper's schedule is too full, he calls in his brother, the Slightly-More-Cheery Reaper
05/18/2011 6:24AM
Todd Barwick
Hey Spurlock! It's payback time!!
05/18/2011 6:48AM
Carrie Morgan
"I'm here to trim the hedge."
05/18/2011 6:53AM
greg warner
"See, there is absolutely NO reason we should be disinfecting public drinking water....."
05/18/2011 7:15AM
Yvonne Foy
"Is Dwight K. Schrute here? My receptionist said we'd be dueling at 4 o'clock sharp."
05/18/2011 7:27AM
Bob Marrone
What's the problem? I'm just saving a parking spot!
05/18/2011 7:30AM
Bridget
Light Yagami then vowed never to get Ryuk apples from McDonald's ever again.
05/18/2011 7:30AM
Kraig
When Mickey D's execs asked their marketing gurus to come up with a "hipper, edgier" Ronald McDonald, this was not exactly what they had in mind.
05/18/2011 8:16AM
Scatt Walker
"You think parking is difficult? Wait until you get inside and try to vote."
05/18/2011 9:14AM
Corrie
"You will now pay the price for your lack of participation in "bike to work week."
05/18/2011 10:14AM
Sue
"Does this makeup make my Scythe look big?"
05/18/2011 10:40AM
Kraig
Ba da ba ba ba . . . I'm not really lovin' it. Little creeped out in fact.
05/18/2011 1:30PM
John C.
If you park in a handicap spot and you’re not handicap, you will be.
05/18/2011 1:31PM
John C.
The Hamburglar picked the wrong day to steal one of my burgers.
05/18/2011 2:43PM
Mac
Having learned he lost the McDonald's gig - a rejected Ronnie attemps to reinvent himself ...edgier...a bit greener, a lot meaner, ...but, James Cameron wasn't hiring.
05/18/2011 4:31PM
Jan S
The grim reaper decides to take out as many as he can before everyone gets raptured on Saturday.
05/18/2011 4:48PM
Brian P
In the "Where are they now" category, Pat Benetar is now the landscaping queen of Long Beach
05/18/2011 4:50PM
Brian P
Ohhhhh, you wanted to split a fries? I misunderstood...
05/18/2011 4:53PM
Brian P
Instead of a toy, the Long Island Happy Meals came with a Briss.
05/18/2011 4:56PM
Brian P
The next drive thru person who asks "Where's the beef!" will be in for quite a surprise.
05/19/2011 6:17AM
Kraig
I said, "MORE COWBELL!!!"
05/19/2011 6:27AM
Todd Barwick
Ronald McDonald and Tammy Faye Bakker's love child became the poster girl for birth control.
05/19/2011 6:29AM
Tammy
After learning he was the secret love child of the Joker and Harley Quin, Charlie Sheen gleefully joined into their lives of crime and mayhem. Duh...Winning!
05/19/2011 9:38AM
Steve
Who's this clown?
05/19/2011 4:02PM
Art Paul Schlosser
Sure pass Conceal Carry but even if you have a gun it will not protect you from the Grim Reaper who is the Angel of Death.
05/19/2011 5:35PM
Nick Roberts
can't sleep, clown will eat me, can't sleep, clown will eat me, can't sleep, clown will eat me . . .
05/20/2011 7:27AM
Jim Bunting
Meet Ronald our new hedge fund manager.
05/20/2011 7:44AM
KathrynRipp
I am your Grandma...
05/20/2011 8:09AM
Denise Johanowicz
Hey guys, I need a ride to the rapture party, does anyone have room for me and my non-concealed weapon?
05/20/2011 8:12AM
rick mccann
the teachers union rep wasn't exactly thrilled with his compensation gift certificate.
05/20/2011 9:00AM
Lisa
After sizing up his evil twin, Ronald McDonald second guesses "infectious happiness" as his choice of weapon for the Doppleganger Throw-Down 2011.
05/20/2011 10:52AM
Jim Bunting
clown-sickle (super sized)
05/20/2011 6:00PM
steve
You DO want to super size that, don't you?
05/20/2011 8:24PM
Tom McCormick
Ronald did not take the news of the retirement campaign against him very well.
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