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"All I did was say 'vagina', and they presented me with this!"
06/27/2012 8:36AM
Sam K
What Stella decided was a good fix when Carl the milkman went on vacation for 3 weeks. Although, poor Bessy got a sore back every time she had to ride in the cow-go carrier.
06/27/2012 8:47AM
JRay78
one too many spotted cows.....now we have a tipsy cow...
06/27/2012 8:55AM
kenw
It is National Bring Your Cow to Work Day
06/27/2012 8:58AM
Andy
"...So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.....Hills, that is. Milkshake pools, spotted cows."
06/27/2012 8:59AM
From the North
We must be up in Wisconsin, der, eh... They be tipping dem cows on Main Street!
06/27/2012 9:01AM
Kim Skinner
After being awarded the winning bid at the first Cows on the Concourse, Eunice finds a unique way to get her prize back to the farm. She proclaimed, "You can do just about anything with a little creativity and some twine."
06/27/2012 9:09AM
Philip P.
"Alternative fuels...methane from cows...You figure it out! I'm off to invent a self-blowing wind generator next!" said unflappable inventatrix, Elsie Borden.
06/27/2012 9:22AM
Todd B
I can understand liking fresh milk, but this goes a little too far.
06/27/2012 9:22AM
Kurt
Gaulin's early attempts at homogenization were just a little labor intensive and he realized it might work better if the milk was out of the cow.
06/27/2012 9:38AM
Kurt
Beatrice didn't understand that the passenger had to be inside the vehicle in order to use the cowpool lane.
06/27/2012 4:02PM
Kraig
Gertie came up with what she considered to be a genius solution when her boyfriend responded "not as long as I am gettin' the milk for free." Decades later, she died a milkless spinster.
06/28/2012 9:14AM
Jan
Look at the size of this female deer I got deer hunting.
06/28/2012 1:18PM
G.V. Parmelli
"Unlike James Herriot, some vets don't make barn calls," lamented Tricia McMillanandwife.
06/28/2012 3:41PM
James S.
Lois, inspired by regular deliveries of fresh milk to her home by the milk man and his truck, decided she could do one better by delivering milk that was still in the cow.
06/28/2012 3:43PM
James S.
Edwina always wanted a moo-senburg.
06/28/2012 3:46PM
James S.
Ethel thought that "America's Dairyland" on the license plate just wasn't a strong enough message.
06/29/2012 8:55AM
John C.
Vinnie began his career in crime by selling stolen cattle out of the back of his car before figuring out that cartons of cigarettes and car stereos would attract a lot less police attention.
06/29/2012 10:25AM
Kraig
Whenever Bessie ran off from the pasture, Lillian was certain to find her her passed out at Mickey's Dairy Bar.
06/29/2012 3:28PM
brianp
The joke was on me. It was the Berkowitzes.
06/29/2012 3:29PM
just off the milk run train
In down town Centerville there she went she died tits up
06/29/2012 3:30PM
brianp
It was too late. I already had a cow!
06/29/2012 3:43PM
Dawn K.
Gertrude not being the sharpest tool in the shed thought that if she took her beloved cow Bessie on a joy ride, she would make milk shakes!
The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, it is another gorgeous Monday, fit for another great show at the Crystal Corner tonight.
Through locking ourselves in the barn on Irish Lane, tossing some ideas around, as well as a few choice beverages to...
Hey everybody, we were thrown for a loop by the twist this week, but were able to make one of our "oldie but a goldie" songs fit the mold.
We have a few songs that we have played consistently over the years, and we are very happy that we will be...
We just received word of what this weeks twist is, and...oh boy. We need to take our "signature song" and cut it to only 2:30 without going over. Amberstein does not simply play 2:30 versions of our songs...so this could be interesting.
Last...
In 1984, Rockwell rose to number 2 for 3 weeks in 1984 with "Somebody's Watching Me." The backup singer for the song was Michael Jackson. How did Rockwell get Jackson to help him? Well, Rockwell's real name is Kennedy William Gordy and he...
Have you heard the song "Rumble and Sway" yet on Triple M?
The singer sounds like a raspy blues dude who's definitely been around the block a few times....but surprisingly, Jamie N. Commons is only 23 years old!
He was born in England, but...
Last week, I decided I would try one new, healthy food a week, and asked my facebook friends to make some suggestions.
The first thing I tried was mango. I'm sure I've had other mango flavored things, and mango as part of something else, but...
There's only one thing that might be worse than the Neil Diamond/Barbra Streisand duet "You Don't Bring Me Flowers." And that's Jonathan Suttin doing his best crooning...doing both parts. Most unpleasant.
A lot of people liked this song...
Artist: Alchemilla
Hail From: Boston
Song: 'The Wheel'
Album: Diamonds From The Penny Arcade
Sounds Like: Hole, Pearl Jam
In Their Words: "Alchemilla had been trying to write a ballad for a little while but it wasn't happening. There...
The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, it is another gorgeous Monday, fit for another great show at the Crystal Corner tonight.
Through locking ourselves in the barn on Irish Lane, tossing some ideas around, as well as a few choice beverages to...
Hey everybody, we were thrown for a loop by the twist this week, but were able to make one of our "oldie but a goldie" songs fit the mold.
We have a few songs that we have played consistently over the years, and we are very happy that we will be...
We just received word of what this weeks twist is, and...oh boy. We need to take our "signature song" and cut it to only 2:30 without going over. Amberstein does not simply play 2:30 versions of our songs...so this could be interesting.
Last...
In 1984, Rockwell rose to number 2 for 3 weeks in 1984 with "Somebody's Watching Me." The backup singer for the song was Michael Jackson. How did Rockwell get Jackson to help him? Well, Rockwell's real name is Kennedy William Gordy and he...
Have you heard the song "Rumble and Sway" yet on Triple M?
The singer sounds like a raspy blues dude who's definitely been around the block a few times....but surprisingly, Jamie N. Commons is only 23 years old!
He was born in England, but...
Last week, I decided I would try one new, healthy food a week, and asked my facebook friends to make some suggestions.
The first thing I tried was mango. I'm sure I've had other mango flavored things, and mango as part of something else, but...
There's only one thing that might be worse than the Neil Diamond/Barbra Streisand duet "You Don't Bring Me Flowers." And that's Jonathan Suttin doing his best crooning...doing both parts. Most unpleasant.
A lot of people liked this song...
Artist: Alchemilla
Hail From: Boston
Song: 'The Wheel'
Album: Diamonds From The Penny Arcade
Sounds Like: Hole, Pearl Jam
In Their Words: "Alchemilla had been trying to write a ballad for a little while but it wasn't happening. There...
Have fun, be creative and, as always, play nice!
