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Mike "Air" Jordan failed to get investors to bid on his new concept of a mobile amusement park. Mike was well ahead of his time in both inventions and hat wear, but sadly, this one did not catch on.

Larry's son couldn't afford to go to Disneyland but w/ the new Erector Set that his grandma purchased for his 7th birthday, he was able to construct this home-made amusement park ride.

In about thirty seconds, you will hear the term "wing nuts" used for the very first time.

Grandfathers will do anything to amuse their grandchildren.

"Come fly with me" said Mr. William E. Boeing

I know it's on sale, but I still think a stroller is a better idea.

I just wonder where you insert the quarter.

The first chiropractor's first patient.

Little Amerikka sure has changed since their first year.

The Hulk's summer job.

They don't make Carnies like that any more.

Nicolai Wallenda, a third cousin of the Flying Wallendas, had little success with a spin off of his cousins' world famous act.

...and this way we won't need all that security at the airport.

"Having the best Father's Day Ever. Like a Boss."

Years later, historians would note the profound impact that the 2012 cutbacks to the Pentagon’s budget had on the nation’s ability to both properly train new troops as well as defend itself.

This parent figured out a superior disciplinary strategy, keep them spinning!

Oh those Brits and their hats...

It's a good ride, plane and simple...

This just in: 'Pharaohs Brain Makes Planes Fly'

Eh, it's better than flying United.

Who needs Great America when you have scrap metal, a welder and a can-do attitude?

Six Flags Great America's new XFlight Coaster is like nothing you have ever xperienced before.

Winner of 1955 Darwin Award: "The best part is if I spin these knobs and hold the bars tight, we all take off in the air like a helicopter."

The selection of Joachim von Fernstatt, an incurable control freak, as Europe's very first air traffic controller in 1919 worked out surprisingly well. "Ich muss alle die Flugzeugen kontrollieren!" he was quoted as saying.

I've been having trouble getting people to watch me perform my music. I start out alright and play a song or 2 and people applaud but then this guy shows up a block away and wears this weird hat with the 2 airplanes flying around him and then he starts singing Jonathon Richmond's song I'm a Little Airplane Now and then he starts saying free rides for the kids and how can I compete with that ?

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