Welcome to Caption Wednesday! You all did such a great job last week, that I have anothr Santa photo for you.
Please give me your best caption to this photo. Since we're full of the holiday spirit, ( or full of SOMETHING ) this week's winner will receive a copy of Live From Studio M Volume 7 and some other stuff I will add.
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Get me outta here this guys beard is WAY too fake!
12/14/2011 8:37AM
Philip P.
Apparently, Santa cloning is NOT as painless as we've been lead to believe!
12/14/2011 9:12AM
Todd Endres
Help get us outta here...someone just told us this is Jerry Sandusky dressed as Santa!!! Please help us...someone...please!!!
12/14/2011 9:20AM
The Krampus is in the Details
What you're not seeing here is the date the photo was taken: June 4
12/14/2011 9:36AM
Chris H
Merry *&^%$ Christmas to you too you little &^%s!!
12/14/2011 9:36AM
The Krampus is in the Details - GoblinKatie
What you're not seeing here is the date the photo was taken: June 4
(Forgot to put my name in the subject. Looks like it's the Krampus-sack for me this year... again.)
12/14/2011 10:07AM
Kimberly W.
What?!?! We don't get iPads for Christmas, you have GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
12/14/2011 12:06PM
Kraig
. . . and people condemn us department store Santas for drinking on the job.
12/14/2011 12:12PM
Scott Walker (Kraig)
Frickin' union elves - always cryin' about something.
12/14/2011 2:03PM
G.V. Parmelli
The Santa Claus (Paterus Yuletemporum) reproduces via the process of budding, much like yeast.
12/14/2011 4:52PM
BrianP
Santa's lap is so bumpy!...ewwwwww!
12/14/2011 4:54PM
BrianP
Santa rips the co-joined twins apart, against their will. Ho ho ho!
12/14/2011 5:00PM
BrianP
We're Jewish!!!!! We're Jewish!!!!! Get us outta here!!!
12/14/2011 7:00PM
Geno
"Oh now kids, it's not that bad. Santa just had some beans, deviled eggs, and Budwieser for lunch."
12/14/2011 7:03PM
Adam James
Sandusky soon realized he would have to find another way...
12/14/2011 10:04PM
Steve Schif
Run Frankie it's really Sandusky in a Santa outfit .
12/15/2011 9:40AM
Todd B
The crowd looked on in horror as Santa started to squeeze the children like accordians.
12/15/2011 9:59AM
Lucy T
All I said was, how about some Lincoln Logs?
12/15/2011 11:33AM
BrianP
I told you Ralphie, run! He's a fake! His eyebrows don't match his beard and that's a red flag if I ever saw one.
12/15/2011 11:39AM
BrianP
Obviously it was a surprise to the boys that they ended up on the Bad List. It had to be that cat and vacuum cleaner incident.
12/15/2011 11:41AM
BrianP
Another year with bad holiday card pictures. I can't wait until they move out..
12/15/2011 9:47PM
John C.
Even as young boys in the company of Jolly Ol' Saint Nick, Harry Reid and John Boehner refused to cooperate with each other.
12/15/2011 9:48PM
John C.
This is still better than our Santa picture from this year... and we're 30 now.
12/16/2011 9:42AM
Chris H
Ho Ho Ho???? NO NO NO!!!!!!!
12/16/2011 3:22PM
Jill
Due to budget restrictions Santa has had to cut the elves' jobs. Only blocks for Christmas this year...unless you are in the top 1%!
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