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The Caption Contest Serves an Unhappy Meal

Well humor fans, we made it to another Caption Wednesday, the last one before Labor Day. NO creepy guy wearing strange clothes, no killer animals, just a glimpse into the future, perhaps? Please give me your best caption to this photo. The winner gets FABULOUS prizes, especially if you are an Elvis fan.   Your deadline is Friday at 2 PM.. NOTE THE EARLY END TIME due to the long holiday weekend. Have fun, be creative, and, as always, play nice!

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08/31/2011 6:43AM
The Caption Contest Serves an Unhappy Meal
Please Enter Your Comments Below
08/31/2011 6:53AM
Tony
"Awwww, man! This was supposed to be McRib month, too!"
08/31/2011 7:07AM
Dave
Alas, the drive through is closed at the Mcgrave of Sir Ronald
08/31/2011 7:15AM
Vaughan
I wonder if the Burger King is open because if not, we have a major problem
08/31/2011 7:21AM
Justin Stiper
"You Maniacs! You blew it up!" (alternate Planet of the Apes ending)
08/31/2011 7:34AM
Amy
the west was won... back.
08/31/2011 7:49AM
Alan Beall
Alexander the Great was sad when he discovered there were no more lands to conquer because McDonalds had already wiped everybody out.
08/31/2011 9:12AM
Kraig
The End of the Trail in McDonaldland - In the year 2055, Grimace, Hamburglar, and the French Fry Gobblins would no longer be satisfied with hijinks and the pilfering of fast food.
08/31/2011 9:49AM
Philip Parmley
"Alas, poor Carrot-top...and Telly Savalas...and Francis, the Talking Mule...oh, and the Three Stooges. Thankfully, I knew none of them."
08/31/2011 10:33AM
Paul H. Henning
“I TOLD the advance scouting party not to stop off for a Happy Meal at the Golden Arches, but would they listen to me? No!”
08/31/2011 12:08PM
Gary
And this would have been the 100 Trillionth customer served.
08/31/2011 7:02PM
John C.
I wouldn’t touch McDonald's with a 10 foot pole.
08/31/2011 7:04PM
John C.
Five Guys really wiped out the competition in the Scandinavian market.
08/31/2011 7:08PM
John C.
We beat em’ Magnus. Now you never have to worry about being sent to the burger factory and your vulture friends are free from the McNugget factory.
09/01/2011 7:14AM
Adam Brunker
Looks closed. Where's the nearest White Castle?
09/01/2011 8:02AM
Philip Parmley
"Forsooth! I had bethought myself that Stonehenge was 6 cubits tall, not a mere 6 feet!"
09/01/2011 10:34AM
Kraig
Still stinging from being put out to pasture, the Hamburglar reinvented himself as a modern day Genghis Khan and laid ruin to the entire McDonalds corporate structure. He took extra pleasure in wiping the pompous smiles off of Ronald and Mayor McCheese.
09/01/2011 2:24PM
Kurt
Flicka bowed his in prayer to give thanks that his future no longer included the possibility of being in a Happy Meal
09/01/2011 5:12PM
Jan S
I shoulda took a left at Albuquerque.
09/02/2011 7:39AM
Miriam
The corporate robber barons had left nothing for the vultures save the wig of their painted god.
09/02/2011 7:49AM
Tammy
Sir Ulric, the just and noble knight, felt despair when at long last his quest to find the tomb of St. Ronald ended with some clown.
09/02/2011 8:04AM
Jimmy
After ravaging the country, George Bush constructed a "W" statue in remembrance of his presidency.
09/02/2011 8:08AM
Josh Cox
I never get here in time for breakfast.
09/02/2011 8:13AM
Josh Cox
Over one billion dead.
09/02/2011 8:18AM
Brenda
Uffda! No pillaging and raping here.
09/02/2011 10:52AM
Andy
Coming soon to theaters.... "McZombieland 2: Ronald's Curse"
09/03/2011 7:41PM
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