Gabby Parsons

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We needed to up the security for our security camera!

I can't shake this feeling that I'm being watched.

Sure enough... someone was watching Rockwell.

Someone went to the Boris and Natasha school for spies!

denise

OK who was the first to let them threw?

Did you guys see the legs on her? Yowza!

CAMERA 1: "Smile, you're on Candid Camera!" CAMERA 2: "No, YOU'RE on Candid Camera!" CAMERA 1: "Shut your mouth, REALLY?! Oh, wait, it's you, you're on Candid Camera!" CAMERA 2: "Can't be me! I work for Candid Camera; so, SMILE!!" CAMERA 3: "Oh, I've had enough of this, I'm going home! Eek! I'm bolted to the wall!! Help!!" CAMERA 4: "This is great, folks. We've bolted this unsuspecting camera to the wall to observe its reaction...Let's watch!" CAMERA 5: " This security camera doesn't know we're watching it watching the camera bolted to the wall....." (ad nauseum)

"There! Let's see them try to steal my satellite dish now!"

Very private property.

If one camera made us this much safer, what if we put twenty more

Roland the angler faced heavy fines when he went over the daily limit of wall eyes

It appears another row of windows is needed

Q to Bond: It's not quite as high tech as we usually go, but we guarantee you won't miss a thing.

Ironically, as they were putting up all the cameras, somebody robbed their apartment!

“What a pain,” sighed Herman. “I just get rid of the pigeons, and along comes a flock of camera birds!”

The fact that you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't watching you.

Ahhh . . .22 cameras capturing every possible angle. Just let them try to steal my newspaper now!

For Sale: Unit 303 in prestigious Attica Condo Complex. Comes complete with state of the art alarm system, video monitoring system, and tin foil hats for a gathering of 12.

Scene from the new satellite dish documentary on NatGeo: The satellite dish slowly moves in… trying to go unnoticed… it identifies the weakest camera in the herd… it makes its move!