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The Caption Contest Loses it's Head

Hot enough for ya? How about a cool photograph and some fun captions. I know I sure could use the distraction. Please give me your best caption to this photo. Winner gets prizes...some good, some not so much, the usual routine. Your deadline is Friday at 4 PM. Have fun, be creative  and, as always, ( which you DO) play nice!

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07/20/2011 5:06AM
The Caption Contest Loses it's Head
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07/20/2011 6:27AM
Duane Brewer
The burial tomb of ventriloquist Paul Winchell was recently discovered.
07/20/2011 7:23AM
Andy Muschlewski
So that's where republicans come from!
07/20/2011 7:55AM
Steve
1952. First and last membership meeting for Charlie McCarthyism.
07/20/2011 7:55AM
Steve
"What a crowd. What a crowd. Is this thing on? What are ya? A bunch of dummies?"
07/20/2011 7:56AM
Steve
"My name is Charlie and I've had a man's hand up my butt." "Hi, Charlie!"
07/20/2011 7:58AM
Steve
All of you. Just sign here. You get ten other people to sell these water softeners and you'll start raking in the dough. Oh, and did I mention...NO STRINGS ATTACHED. Hey-OOOOOOOO!
07/20/2011 7:59AM
Steve
I'm typing this while drinking a glass of water.
07/20/2011 8:00AM
Steve
It was all peaceful 'til someone yelled "Termite!"
07/20/2011 9:47AM
Philip Parmley
In an odd twist of something painful, an audience of ventriloquist dummies watch a performance of "Puppetry of the Penis".
07/20/2011 9:54AM
Philip Parmley
"By gum," said Phil, snapping this shot from the stage, "I do believe this is the liveliest audience 'Vicious Pudding' has ever played for."
07/20/2011 9:57AM
Philip Parmley
"Albatross!!"
07/20/2011 10:18AM
aly patterman
anyone else notice the "elephant" in the room?
07/20/2011 4:07PM
Todd
When I said I wanted to "marry Annette," this is not what I meant..."marry Annette" (marionette) But seriously folks.
07/20/2011 4:17PM
Todd
And the man at the back said Everyone attack because he was a ventriloquist And the girl in the corner said Boy, I wanna warn ya, that guy is a ventriloquist
07/20/2011 5:38PM
Brian P
Congress is in session. Mr Speaker?
07/20/2011 5:40PM
Brian P
Hey, did you see his lips move?
07/20/2011 5:40PM
Brian P
Hey, he's got wood!
07/21/2011 3:17AM
Philip Parmley
The man at the back said, "Everyone attack!" and I think you know what happened then...
07/21/2011 5:46AM
liz
those lollypops really threw me for a loop...fuck now they're playing Adele? fine, we submit!
07/21/2011 6:18AM
John C.
Today in Philosophy 101, the class discussed whether dummies evolved from pieces of wood or if they were created by an all powerful ventriloquist.
07/21/2011 6:19AM
John C.
If some of us run as Muppets, we can force a primary.
07/21/2011 8:52AM
Wendi Speigle
I know life can become stressful and shocking, but keep your WITS about you and dont loose your HEADS over it.
07/21/2011 2:37PM
Kraig
Tough crowd, tough crowd. It's impossible to get a laugh in this joint. Except for a few dummies with permanent grins, nobody's even cracked a smile. Anybody from outa' town, or are you all from Maple?
07/21/2011 5:05PM
Tony
Now, I suppose you're all wondering why I asked you here today...wait, which one of you just said that?
07/21/2011 5:21PM
Adam Brunker
"You know i love trees! So i went into the forest and sexed them all. Twice. - Pinochio
07/21/2011 5:36PM
Adam Brunker
Pssst Mark. Look at Sarah to our 5 oclock. She totally trimes her bush.
07/22/2011 5:25AM
James Shulkin
"Would you please stand and raise your hand if you are NOT here for the class Algebra for Dummies?"
07/22/2011 5:39AM
James Shulkin
"Excuse me. I do have a question. Are these meetings of the Fraternal Order of Woodmen always this boring?"
07/22/2011 7:54AM
Jan S
When the crowd was asked, "Who of you voted for Scott Walker?", the crowd dummied up except for the one in the back, he heard, "Who of you wants some Johnny Walker?".
07/22/2011 12:31PM
Kraig
"The casting director should be here shortly. May I see a show of hands as to who among you is here to audition for the role of the psychotic killer who suffers from a severe case of Automatonophobia?"
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