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The Caption Contest Bunches Up

OMG! I almost forgot about the caption contest. Mea Culpa! So let's get right to it! Please give me your best caption to THIS photo. The winner  will get some cool prizes, I promise. Your deadline is FRIDAY at 4 PM. Good luck and play nice!!!

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09/21/2011 11:35AM
The Caption Contest Bunches Up
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09/21/2011 11:40AM
Todd B
The illegitimate daughter of Carmen Miranda and Slim Goodbody.
09/21/2011 11:46AM
Todd B
I know there's a "hide the banana" joke in here somewhere.
09/21/2011 11:47AM
Todd B
The newest edition to the fruit of the loom underwear line was put to an abrupt halt when Prickly Penelope was unveiled.
09/21/2011 11:49AM
Diana Rhaods
Tutti fruitti
09/21/2011 11:52AM
Jonathan Morkved
"If you are what you eat, in my case I'd be sweet, so come and get some"
09/21/2011 11:57AM
Tammy
Yes we have no bananas! We have no Bananas today.
09/21/2011 12:09PM
Tracy
Introducing the newest spokesperson for Proactiv and Miracle Grow.
09/21/2011 12:19PM
Justin Stiper
Rejected Lady Gaga outfit. Too normal.
09/21/2011 12:36PM
Ed J.
The Army's 1st buffet after "Don't Ask Don't Tell" ends.
09/21/2011 12:45PM
Kraig
As a superhero, "Hawaiian Punch" failed to strike much fear into the hearts of the underworld. She did, however, do wonders for their collective cholesterol levels.
09/21/2011 6:11PM
Carl Plath
You hang around the front of Camp Randall long enough and slowly you begin looking like the sculpture.
09/22/2011 5:16AM
Philip Parmley
"It's not easy being green."
09/22/2011 5:22AM
Philip Parmley
Dammit! If I have to obey a stupid motorcycle helmet law, I'm gonna do it on my own terms! So there!"
09/22/2011 6:33AM
Tammy
Mary got her metaphors mixed up and tried to show she was fruitier than a nut cake.
09/22/2011 7:55AM
Mickey
Stomp me, squish me, make me whine.
09/22/2011 7:57AM
Dawn
When Betsy was asked to make a fruit display for the big Fruit Conference her boss told her to "be the fruit." Oh Betsy!
09/22/2011 10:41AM
Sara
"I'm having such a hard time eating all the servings recommended by the USDA for the 5 food groups, I didn't want things to go to waste...now where's my loaf of bra?"
09/22/2011 11:41AM
James Shulkin
A rarely seen photo of Manuel Noriega's sister. Apparently, "Pineapple Face" was a nickname that applied to more than one person in the family. http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2007/sep/10/rorycarroll.international
09/22/2011 1:02PM
Tim
Hannibal Lechter's Fruit & Canapay table was quite the hit at Goofy Grape's 50th B-Day Bash. "Amazing, I want some tongue!" Rootin' Tootin' Raspberry was overheard drooling... "Zinfidel!" the Butler seethed...
09/22/2011 1:27PM
Anne
Lesley liked to audition in costume whenever possible. Today she's got three auditions lined up: for a mascot at Pineapple Pete's, and commercials for Fruit of the Loom and the Food Lion salad bar.
09/22/2011 6:33PM
Paul H. Henning
“Barb…listen, hon…now, you know I love you. And I know you’re really, like, into the environmental thing. And I think that’s cool. But…MAYBE…just maybe…you’re getting just a wee bit carried away with the whole ‘going green’ concept.”
09/22/2011 8:25PM
John C.
The FBI designed this disguise to assist agents in their surveillance of weddings and continental breakfasts across the country.
09/22/2011 8:30PM
John C.
This is the last time I go to a Mary Kay party.
09/23/2011 6:34AM
Tina
On the way to her audition for the new reality show "FreakShows and FruitBowls", Penny Grigio popped into her local grocer's produce section for a quick spritz to maintain freshness.
09/23/2011 12:39PM
James Shulkin
"Who you callin' a "fruit"?
09/25/2011 4:06AM
Jan S
Another SpongeBob SquarePants adventure, he soaks up the pinapple juice and then can't get out of his house.
10/07/2011 7:51AM
Investment advice
good post, added you to my RSS reader.
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