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Swine flu, or hangover?

drunkpigWe've been hearing a lot about the swine flu over the past few days, but we haven't really been getting a lot of information that's useful to average folks like us. So as a public service, I've developed a handy guide to help you determine if what you're suffering from is the Swine Flu..or a Hangover. 1. You have a fever greater than 100 degrees. Swine flu. 2. The pounding in your head reminds you of the solo from Cat Scratch Fever. Hangover. 3. You're feeling poorly and recently visited Mexico.  Swine flu. 4. Last night you boosted Mexico's economy by drinking a liter of tequila. Hangover. 5. The Center for Disease Control has put a quarantine on your house. Swine flu. 6. The local authorities would like to ask you a few questions. Hangover. 7. You feel a new kinship with Arnold Ziffel from Green Acres. Swine flu. 8. You feel a new kinship with the Mystery Guest who's sleeping in your bed. Hangover. 9. You have a sudden desire to re-read Charlotte's Web. Swine flu. 10.  You're having a hard time reading the tiny print on the packet of Alka-Seltzer. Hangover. Was that information helpful?  Hope so!  Take care, and be well. And wash your hands a lot.

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