We've been hearing a lot about the swine flu over the past few days, but we haven't really been getting a lot of information that's useful to average folks like us. So as a public service, I've developed a handy guide to help you determine if what you're suffering from is the Swine Flu..or a Hangover.
1. You have a fever greater than 100 degrees. Swine flu.
2. The pounding in your head reminds you of the solo from Cat Scratch Fever. Hangover.
3. You're feeling poorly and recently visited Mexico. Swine flu.
4. Last night you boosted Mexico's economy by drinking a liter of tequila. Hangover.
5. The Center for Disease Control has put a quarantine on your house. Swine flu.
6. The local authorities would like to ask you a few questions. Hangover.
7. You feel a new kinship with Arnold Ziffel from Green Acres. Swine flu.
8. You feel a new kinship with the Mystery Guest who's sleeping in your bed. Hangover.
9. You have a sudden desire to re-read Charlotte's Web. Swine flu.
10. You're having a hard time reading the tiny print on the packet of Alka-Seltzer. Hangover.
Was that information helpful? Hope so! Take care, and be well. And wash your hands a lot.
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Madison's summer music festival season kicks off this weekend with Brat Fest at Willow Island, where there are more bands than you can shake a bratwurst at! Check out the Brat Fest website to plan your itinerary.
Next up is the Marquette...
John Fogerty is making the talk show rounds this week, stopping in to see David Letterman Tuesday and Wednesday, and the ladies of "The View" on Thursday.
He's promoting his new album, "Wrote a Song For Everyone" which comes out next Tuesday...
It's a miracle that both Jonathan and KItty wanted to hear Barry Manilow this morning. They were not alone. Plenty of Fanilow's called in to vote yes. One caller claimed to have seen Manilow in concert 25 times!
The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, it is another gorgeous Monday, fit for another great show at the Crystal Corner tonight.
Through locking ourselves in the barn on Irish Lane, tossing some ideas around, as well as a few choice beverages to...
Hey everybody, we were thrown for a loop by the twist this week, but were able to make one of our "oldie but a goldie" songs fit the mold.
We have a few songs that we have played consistently over the years, and we are very happy that we will be...
We just received word of what this weeks twist is, and...oh boy. We need to take our "signature song" and cut it to only 2:30 without going over. Amberstein does not simply play 2:30 versions of our songs...so this could be interesting.
Last...
In 1984, Rockwell rose to number 2 for 3 weeks in 1984 with "Somebody's Watching Me." The backup singer for the song was Michael Jackson. How did Rockwell get Jackson to help him? Well, Rockwell's real name is Kennedy William Gordy and he...
Have you heard the song "Rumble and Sway" yet on Triple M?
The singer sounds like a raspy blues dude who's definitely been around the block a few times....but surprisingly, Jamie N. Commons is only 23 years old!
He was born in England, but...
We've been hearing a lot about the swine flu over the past few days, but we haven't really been getting a lot of information that's useful to average folks like us. So as a public service, I've developed a handy guide to help you determine if what you're suffering from is the Swine Flu..or a Hangover.
1. You have a fever greater than 100 degrees. Swine flu.
2. The pounding in your head reminds you of the solo from Cat Scratch Fever. Hangover.
3. You're feeling poorly and recently visited Mexico. Swine flu.
4. Last night you boosted Mexico's economy by drinking a liter of tequila. Hangover.
5. The Center for Disease Control has put a quarantine on your house. Swine flu.
6. The local authorities would like to ask you a few questions. Hangover.
7. You feel a new kinship with Arnold Ziffel from Green Acres. Swine flu.
8. You feel a new kinship with the Mystery Guest who's sleeping in your bed. Hangover.
9. You have a sudden desire to re-read Charlotte's Web. Swine flu.
10. You're having a hard time reading the tiny print on the packet of Alka-Seltzer. Hangover.
Was that information helpful? Hope so! Take care, and be well. And wash your hands a lot.
