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Raise your hands for the caption contest!

It's baaaack! Since we had a 2 week break from the caption contest, I found THE PERFECT photo for our return. You know the drill. Please give me your best caption to this photo and win an assortment of prizes ranging from useful to" what the hell?" Your deadline is Friday at 4 PM! Have fun, be creative, and as always, play nice!

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07/13/2011 5:19AM
Raise your hands for the caption contest!
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07/13/2011 5:30AM
Jan Tessier
This is what a lifetime of yodeling can do the human body.
07/13/2011 5:34AM
Justin G. Stiper
First draft of the wookie costume, before Lucas had a decent budget.
07/13/2011 5:35AM
Catherine Knuteson
"Step Back and Move Aside Scott Walker"
07/13/2011 5:51AM
Gary Charles
Who would have quessed that I would be considered an illegal alien in Whoville?
07/13/2011 7:01AM
Chainsaw Curtis
Slide, step, twirl, stop..."Jazzhands!"
07/13/2011 9:50AM
Stacy Sherman
"Oh, snap! I forgot my shoes."
07/13/2011 9:53AM
Jess Anderson
Hi there, friends. My name is John Boehner, and I'm here to ruin your country.
07/13/2011 11:51AM
Mary
All things bright and beautiful, All creatures great and small, All things wise and wonderful, The Lord God made them all ~Cecil Francis Alexander~ OH WAIT!!! Look at his feet! He's wearing a costume. Nix that...
07/13/2011 3:12PM
Brian P
Like the rest of us as we get old, Yoda had hair sprouting from some very strange places.
07/13/2011 3:14PM
Brian P
It's that new blow up doll for chimps...and other assorted deviates
07/13/2011 4:16PM
Gary Charles
What's up neighbor friend?
07/13/2011 7:26PM
John C.
MOM! Billy got into Dad’s Rogaine again.
07/13/2011 7:29PM
John C.
Little is known about the species “Homo brunswickis”, but it is rumored that they still walk the earth and are hunted by avid bowling fans for their ideally shaped skulls.
07/14/2011 5:04AM
Philip Parmley
"I'd walk a million miles, For one of your smiles, My maaa-mmy!"
07/14/2011 5:44AM
Gary
Just wait Mr. Bill, you'll like this new look. No Sluggo, I won't. Are you holding Rogaine? OH NOOOOOO!!!
07/14/2011 6:08AM
Anne
Look at my hands. Now look at yours. Your hands could be like mine, but they're not. Look at my body. Now look at yours. You can only wish you had a body like this. Especially the fur. Look at my mouth...
07/14/2011 6:12AM
skunky
The doctors always said things would change, but i'm still afraid to go out in public with my feet looking the way they do.....**tear** :(
07/14/2011 6:27AM
Sara D.
The hairball in the shower wasn't me!
07/14/2011 8:04AM
Lori O
OMG...can't do any better than Comment #5 by Chainsaw Curtis.
07/14/2011 9:02AM
Elizabeth
"Ooo, look who's whining about their back hair and oversized head! You think you've got it bad, pal?? Look at me! Oooo, who's crying now??"
07/14/2011 9:15AM
kerri
"raise the roof. ooha ooha."
07/14/2011 10:32AM
Philip Parmley
Bringing back Luciano Pavarotti three and a half years after his demise for a final encore of 'Ritorno a Sorrento'...worst idea ever.
07/14/2011 10:35AM
Philip Parmley
"I am the Master, and you WILL obey me!"
07/14/2011 12:49PM
James Shulkin
Little Timmy was thrilled to have gotten a part in the Wizard of OZ, until he learned that he'd be one of the "non-flying" monkeys.
07/14/2011 12:51PM
James Shulkin
Sadly, while the mask and fur clothing is a costume, litte Timmy's hands really are that size.
07/14/2011 12:54PM
James Shulkin
How do you catch a gorilla? Use live bait.
07/14/2011 2:05PM
MIKE P
That's the last time I order a sex doll from the internet.
07/14/2011 2:33PM
Todd Barwick
So that's what happened to Ross Perot.
07/14/2011 2:37PM
Todd Barwick
The new addition to the Glee cast is not going to fit in.
07/14/2011 3:01PM
Todd Barwick
The "furry" fetish is officially over.
07/14/2011 3:22PM
Paul H. Henning
"Stop me! Oh, please, stop me before it’s too late,” cried the evil Scott Walker. “I soooo want to do the right thing, but since the Koch Brothers made me drink the koolaid, I just can’t help myself!!!!!”
07/14/2011 3:28PM
Geno
Ed Gein was really quite a prolific taxidermist, as shown by one of his early attempts.
07/14/2011 5:35PM
Jan S
I believe this is the Fake Democrat that people have been seening on the voting ballots.
07/15/2011 3:22AM
Philip Parmley
"Oooo-klahoma, where the wind keeps mussing up my fur. Have you got some mousse, Or some stickum juice, To hold the hairs just where they were..."
07/15/2011 8:23AM
Tony
Despite his completely outlandish, (some might call it other-worldly) appearance, Alfonso could never quite hide the shame caused by his all-too-normal feet.
07/15/2011 8:48AM
Tammy
They finally found a mate for the salt monster from Star Trek's Man Trap!
07/15/2011 8:49AM
Tammy
Gottta Dance! Gotta dance! Mom says I can make it big on Broadway.
07/15/2011 9:02AM
Terry Nelson
"El Chupacabra phone home"
07/15/2011 11:09AM
Steve
Are you my mommy?
07/15/2011 2:08PM
Brendan
Can I catch a ride to burning man?
08/25/2011 7:51PM
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