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Predictions for 2010

fortunetellerAs 2009 draws to a close, we're all wondering..what's ahead for 2010? Lucky for you, I have a clairvoyant streak. And a crystal ball. Here are some of my predictions for the New Year: -Madison Mayor Dave Cieslewicz makes up for snow plowing mistakes by agreeing to mow every one's lawn this summer. Outlying neighborhoods first. -After the statewide smoking ban goes into effect in July, all bars cease to exist. Business flourishes however at lemonade stands. -Octo-mom, tired of taking care of so many children, sets several of them aloft in an experimental weather balloon, but doesn't tell anybody. -Coldplay releases a new album, and is sued by Flock of Seagulls for ripping off one of their songs. The songs sound nothing alike..they just wanted their name mentioned in the same breath as Coldplay. -The president and first lady are embarassed when they show up uninvited to a soiree at the home of Tareq and Michaele Salahi. The Obamas insist they had an invitation. -Hoping for more international publicity, Chelsey "Sully" Sullenberger lands a part time job at Denny's. -NBC announces Jay Leno will be getting an even earlier timeslot, anchoring the 5th hour of the Today Show. -Taylor Swift turns 21, cuts off her hair and gets married in Vegas. For some reason, Britney Spears is really jealous. -For the first time,Ticketmaster fees surpass the price of concert tickets. The company does not feel your outrage. -Scientists find cures for swine flu, the common cold, and premature hair loss. But since the health care bill was never passed, no one can afford them.

Happy New Year Everybody!



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12/29/2009 9:32AM
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12/30/2009 9:06AM
erin
nice!!!
12/30/2009 1:08PM
Scott
Kitty, you crack me up!
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