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salahi2Listen to the audio from the morning show where we discussed this Who would have thought 2009 would be such a big year for news? I never really thought we could top the epic status of the Balloon Boy story from early this fall, but it appears we have. The well-seasoned journalist that I am, even I was unprepared for the frenzy surrounding Tareq and Michaele Salahi, the alleged White House party crashers. For their part, they said today that they did NOT crash that state dinner last week, that they were invited, and that the truth will come out. The truth will come out!  I'm tingling with excitement, and I bet you are too. I can't wait until Woodward and Bernstein, if they're still alive, uncover the real story. In the meantime, however, here are the most likely excuses we'll be hearing from the Salahi's. 1. They were there at the request of the C.I.A., as part of an internal investigation of covert operations in the White House Kitchen, Hors D'oeuvres Faction. 2. Their limo driver dropped them off at the wrong party. They were actually invited to the Waffle House State Dinner for the Prime Minister of India. 3. Tiger Woods sent them.

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