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Obama's Thursday Night Address NOT About Jobs

(Washington DC) - President Barack Obama's speech to a joint session of Congress on Thursday isn't really about job creation. "America!  Are you ready for some football?!" is all the President really wants to say, according to Chief of Staff Bill Daley.  "He is really psyched up about this season.  He was very disappointed the Chicago White Sox crapped out and expects big things from the Bears," Daley said. Many expect the President to talk about the sagging economy and high unemployment while addressing Congress on Thursday prior to the start the first NFL regular season game between the Green Bay Packers and the New Orleans Saints.  Obama had originally wanted to address Congress on Wednesday but was denied by Speaker of the House John Boehner.   Many thought Boehner made the move because of a debate between Republican candidates for President scheduled for that night. However, Boehner said it was simply because he had already slated Wednesday  night to catch up on Tosh.0 and Wipeout. "Those shows are so funny they make my cry," said Boehner. Meanwhile, the President seems pleased he will be the intro into Thursday Night Football.  Daley says the plan is quite simple.  "The President will walk into the House of Representatives and shaking hands with members of both parties while making his way to the podium .  He then plans on giving both Senator Mary Landrieu of Louisiana and Senator Herb Kohl a high-five," Daley said. "He'll probably do a little end-zone type of dance and then ask the crowd if they're ready for some football," Daley continued, "and then he'll look right at the camera and say 'Hey Green Bay F-U!'" Experts think the move will improve Obama's poll ratings, except in Wisconsin.

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