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Is Brett Really A Brenda?

packerSo how big is the Packers/Vikings showdown tonight on Monday Night Football?  I think the pre-game show started last Sunday right after the Packers beat St. Louis.  I received an hysterical e-mail from Triple M listener named Rachel.  It's too funny to just keep to myself.  So here is Rachel Luben's theory on Brett Favre.  Enjoy! Since you have the sports section in the morning and will undoubtably feel compelled to mention something about the packer-viking-Brett Farve thing in lieu of the Monday night football match up, I thought that I would just share a theory that I sorta have on it all. Brett Farve is a girl. (S)He's been taking a lot of testosterone. Then (s)he started going through menopause, about a couple years back, and is experiencing menopause symptoms- becoming highly emotional with mood swings and sudden tears, becoming withdrawn, then feeling anxiety and ill at ease, irritability, memory loss, aching, sore joints, muscles and tendons, increased facial hair, and burning tongue. I don't really believe my own assessment, but the images in my head are great. And every time Brett makes an appearance in my sphere of existence, I think these thoughts and instead of being irritated, a smile (slightly evil) comes to my lips. Positive imaging is a powerful thing.

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