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I smell WINNERS!

It's Mother's day weekend so I hope everyone has a great day. Nothing better on a Friday then a few laughs, so here we go, starting with the honorable mentions:

As always, I LOVE the play on words:       

Greg
Even experts agreed that this depiction of a nuclear family was a little too exaggerated

James S

Smells like teen spirit

We can always count on Kraig!

Kraig
Mad Max: Sidewalk Warrior - The Infant Years

I hope Sam has chosen something else for a Mother's Day gift.

Sam K
Does your child have a bad case of pungent poopies? Well act now and buy our brand new Smell Suppressor Stroller Kit complete with stylish state-of-the art odor mask. Just look how comfortable Fran looks as she easily pushes smelly Stanley in his military-grade stroller...It's completely air tight and will not seep or even leave a lingering smell after the walk. A perfect gift for Mother's Day!
 
A creative suggestion  for the unemployed!
John C.
The Avon wasn't selling, so Mom started a weapons grade plutonium delivery service.
 

And our WINNER of the Peoplefest tickets, PLUS a CD from the prize closet and one of my weird prizes is...

Paul H H
Over time, people became accustomed, if not entirely comfortable, with the new, relaxed EPA air pollution standards


Have  a great weekend!




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