Times are rough these days, but a good sense of humor costs nothing and is priceless. with that in mind, please give me your best caption to THIS photo. There could be PRIZES involved! PLEASE USE YOUR NAME IN THE SUBJECT LINE TO GET CREDIT.
“Bain Capital bought our circus,” sighed Spanky the Clown, “and the next thing you know, they’ve outsourced our jobs to Liechtenstein and I’m out on street!”
09/12/2012 9:53AM
Gina
Once people figured out clowns are scary, Ronald can't even afford the $1.00 menu.
09/12/2012 9:59AM
Todd B
Never order the Un-Happy Meal.
09/12/2012 10:02AM
Ellen
Look kids, I'm on break. Catch me at 4 o'clock when I become Mary Poppins.
09/12/2012 10:42AM
Kraig
Would you like fLies with that?
09/12/2012 11:07AM
Kraig
McDonaldland would never be the same after Grimace returned to the dark side.
09/12/2012 5:57PM
Paul H H
Re-posted, due to a missing word in the "original version":
“Bain Capital bought our circus,” sighed Spanky the Clown, “and the next thing you know, they’ve outsourced our jobs to Liechtenstein and I’m out on the street!”
09/12/2012 7:26PM
mike h
I don't have a cape, thong, or scooter, but me n my buggy should get some air time.
09/12/2012 8:19PM
MabeRose
Guess I shouldn't have ordered it 'to go'...
09/13/2012 8:11AM
G.V. Parmelli
Once I built a franchise, meat on the bun,
Burgers replete with pink slime.
Once I built a franchise, now it's done,
Brother, can you spare a dime?
09/13/2012 11:19AM
Erin L
No one has job security these days...
09/14/2012 1:04AM
John C
I can’t believe I bought into the Hamburglar’s Ponzi scheme.
09/14/2012 1:06AM
John C
My name is Ronald and I’m a Shamrock Shakeaholic… (Hi Ronald)
09/14/2012 1:30PM
G.V. Parmelli (again)
"I hope you kids have a big trunk, 'cause I'm gonna put my shopping cart in it!"
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