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Elvis at 75:Infomercial Pitchman?

The King was born 75 years ago today in Tupelo, Mississippi. This milestone anniversary inspires a lot of us to contemplate what Elvis would be doing today if he were still alive. (Or if he hadn't escaped the limelight in 1977 to run a 7-11 in Saginaw). I suppose there's a chance he could still have a lucrative night club show in Vegas, but I figure there are better odds that he'd be a fixture on late night infomercials. And I've got some ideas about what he might be promoting. The Elvis Presley Online School of Karate, Judo, and Hip Shakin' Goodness:  Learn to defend yourself and look cool at the same time! All in the privacy of your own home. Study program includes 12 How-To DVD's, plus the bonus DVD, "A Change of Habit," starring Elvis and Mary Tyler Moore.

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The Elvis Presley Home Drug Detection Kit: Think your kids are doing drugs? Find out for sure with this kit, endorsed by Elvis, who was an official narcotics task force member, appointed by President Nixon!

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The Elvis Presley Peanut Butter and Banana Panini Press: Who cares if it has 50 grams of fat and more than 2,000 calories? It's Elvis baby! Plus "panini" sounds so much more impressive than "sandwich."

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01/08/2010 7:31AM
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