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Don't Mess With This Week's Caption Contest

In a world where law and order plays an ever growing role , we present this week's photo. Please give me your best caption to this  photo to win fabulous prizes selected just for you! ( This was not meant as a factual statement )  The deadline for your entry is Friday at 4 PM. Have fun, be creative, and, as always, play nice!

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04/13/2011 5:33AM
Don't Mess With This Week's Caption Contest
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04/13/2011 5:43AM
Chris Mertes
"This is the LAST TIME I deliver KFC to a Star Wars convention!"
04/13/2011 5:44AM
Chris Mertes
"Wait until the Star Wars freaks ask Chicka Fett to do the Chicken Dance!"
04/13/2011 5:45AM
Alan Beall
"You ain't calling me 'Chicken' now, are you, punk?"
04/13/2011 5:54AM
Joshua G
After capturing Han Solo, Boba Fett let loose by going on Little Feat Tour as the Dixie Chicken.
04/13/2011 5:56AM
Anne
The original "Angry Bird".
04/13/2011 6:15AM
Brenda Esselman
Walker keep your hand s off my eggs!
04/13/2011 6:26AM
steve
I'm lookin' for this guy they call "The Colonel"
04/13/2011 6:34AM
Donna
Tweety Bird, locked and loaded and looking for Sylvester.
04/13/2011 6:50AM
Donna
After hearing about the potential PBS cuts, Big Bird decided to take matters into his own hands.
04/13/2011 7:42AM
Lisa
The heightened status of the guards due to the pending royal nuptials at Cluckingham Palace has enforced the riot gear policy.
04/13/2011 7:45AM
Kent Ritchie
Maynard, I have come to take your job.
04/13/2011 7:49AM
Philip Parmley
"Hold it right there, bubba! Your flag decal won't get you in here anymore!"
04/13/2011 8:09AM
Abbe
In an attempt to keep up with the times and ratings, Sesame Street has gone PG-13. You don't even want to know what they have planned for Kermit and Miss Piggy.
04/13/2011 8:13AM
Abbe
"I want da goose wit da golden eggs, or da whole place will look like Swiss Cheese!"
04/13/2011 8:51AM
Tina Ottman
Come and get me now, Chicken Hawk, triple dog dare ya! I'm ready for you this time...
04/13/2011 9:16AM
Sheila
go ahead and try to put me in the microwave - if you dare...
04/13/2011 9:18AM
Sheila
My pantyhose are baggy? Really?? Crap.
04/13/2011 9:57AM
Philip Parmley
As the last surviving member of the "Fighting Cocks", the elite anti-cockfighting squad of the Bantam City PD's Chicken Outfit, Capt. Walleye Cox was not unduly proud of his service. "We Fighting Cocks shut down so many cockfighting rings in our say that... well, let me just say that that was what we were all about...I mean, the Foo Fighters fought foo, and we fought cockfighting..." Capt. Cox crowed.
04/13/2011 11:57AM
Kraig
Looking to settle once and for all the age-old question of "which came first, the chicken or the egg?"
04/13/2011 12:07PM
Kraig
"Why did the chicken cross the road?" REALLY? You seriously wanna ask me that question, Darwin?
04/13/2011 1:36PM
Jan S
this ain't no chicken dance...
04/13/2011 2:41PM
Brian P
Typically the Secret Service tries to blend in.
04/13/2011 2:44PM
Brian P
Sylvester missing? I never saw that puddy tat and you can't prove nuthin'...
04/13/2011 2:50PM
Brian P
Concert Security...Country music style
04/13/2011 2:53PM
Brian P
Chicks dig me
04/13/2011 2:54PM
Brian P
The latest case of "Don't ask, don't tell",
04/13/2011 2:56PM
Brian P
Foghorn Leghorn shows up at Citi Bank to re'coup' his losses
04/13/2011 5:26PM
Cousin Ernie
The original cock blocker.
04/13/2011 5:27PM
John C.
The San Diego Chicken likes to spend his offseason hunting Jedi.
04/13/2011 5:28PM
John C.
I’m sorry it had to come to this, but you people just don't understand. Buffalo wings do not come from a buffalo!
04/13/2011 5:39PM
Sheila
I don't want to be a pie - I don't like gravy.
04/13/2011 5:52PM
Sheila
Man, I'd be really raging if I had my capon.
04/13/2011 6:09PM
Nick Roberts
An extra extra crispy time ago, in a deep fryer far far away
04/14/2011 6:43AM
Art Paul Schlosser
Did you see where that Easter Bunny went ? I'm sick of him stealing my eggs and painting them and acting like he did all the work.
04/14/2011 9:08AM
Ann
The Bounty becomes the Hunter.
04/14/2011 3:11PM
Geno
"Us Peeps aint going quietly this easter!"
04/14/2011 4:21PM
Linda L.
Undercover Boss, Presidential Edition: The Commander In Chief, cleverly disguised. Just call him PFC Buc-buc-buc-Brawk Obama.
04/15/2011 5:19AM
Todd W.
"Nobody -- and I mean NOBODY -- is getting near my egg. Do we understand each other?"
04/15/2011 5:28AM
Mary
Move over Big Bird. I'm moving in...
04/15/2011 6:07AM
Gary Charles
And they say stewing chickens aren't tough!
04/15/2011 7:54AM
Eileen
"Eggsterminate."
04/15/2011 8:11AM
Kraig
There will be no FOX in this henhouse. Call yourself "fair and balanced" all you want. Anytime we let you in, there ain't nothin' left but feathers 'n bones.
04/15/2011 8:13AM
Kraig
Yeah, dat's right! Who da biggest, baddest cock on dis block?!?
04/15/2011 12:11PM
brenda esselman
Sarah Palin! Leave Wisconsin immediately!
04/15/2011 12:13PM
CocoJo
Go ahead, Pullet!
04/15/2011 12:19PM
Tammy
Debbie misunderstood the "Chicks in Chainmail" portion of the costume contest.
04/15/2011 12:21PM
Nancy
Casual Friday have gone a little too far lately....
04/15/2011 12:22PM
Ryan B.
Clinical depression often manifests it self in strange ways.
04/15/2011 12:29PM
Carmen
Glenn Peck is moving to the top-rated Fox News Channel.
04/15/2011 12:41PM
Terry Lane
"Eat beef. Now."
04/15/2011 12:44PM
Kate whelan
Walker rolls out new riot police uniform.
04/15/2011 1:17PM
Brian Cern
Cutbacks in security at the Padres games lead to some drastic measures.
04/15/2011 2:03PM
Gary Charles
and they say a stewing chicken is not tough!
04/15/2011 2:46PM
Jan S
I don't think I want to eat at this restaurant, the chicken looks tough here.
04/15/2011 2:53PM
kate
Big Bird Goes Ballistic When He Can't Bring Weapons to Rally!
10/17/2011 3:06AM
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