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Could you live in a pumpkin?

Since it's pumpkin season, I thought it would be a good time to bring up this question.

What's up with that Peter Peter dude? 

Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater, had a wife and couldn't keep her.

So he put her in a pumpkin shell

And there he kept her very well.


First of all, why is he Peter Peter? Is his first name the same as his last? Or is he just kind of a redundant dude? 

And if "he couldn't keep" his wife..why didn't he just let her go?  Why did he think of hollowing out a giant pumpkin and telling her to hang out in there?

Just how many square feet were there in that pumpkin?  Did it come with window coverings?  How about central air?

What happens when the thing starts to mold?Couldn't she just get out at that time?

And if this is just a fictional Mother Goose rhyme, what was Ms. Goose smoking when she came up with this idea?

Next time: why didn't that little piggie who cried all the way home try an anti-depressant?


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