Gabby Parsons

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"I know she looks cute and silly, honey...but I haven't installed the glass yet."

"The ice cream truck!!"

Help! The calls are coming from inside the house!

"No one ever told me there would be days like this. Mama told me not to come."

Got Milk?

Great job so far. I'll pick the winner at 5 PM on Friday!

It tastes like CANDY!

Thtuck... thtuck... lithle 'elp 'ere??!

Please mom...I'm hungggrry! :)

Whats Mommy doing to Daddy Ahhhh !!!!

Tiger! Tiger! Come back! Your love-child needs you!

I Can Has Cheezburger?

Someday I'm going to be a taste tester for the Chocolate Shoppe

MUST MUST MUST HAVE MY TRIPLE MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You said this only happened on flagpoles!!!

"that was sure some bottom sneeze!"

BRAINS!

Help -- My tongue is stuck to the glass!

"This Just In", Breast Milk Proven to Stimulate Appetites in Babies !!!

GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No Soliciters!

"The Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries!!!"

Get me outta here!! I can't handle any more strained bean sprouts!

You said my face would stay this way and now you've proved it! I will never live this down!

"Once I lick my way through this sugar glass, the world is mine!"

Beware of baby!

Mr. and Mrs. Simmons knew that their little Gene was destined for greatness.

This tastes delicious... tastes like... Hey ma, what'd you clean this with?

Let me outta here, Jay Leno is on Sesame Street!

Who put salsa on my tongue?

“Look Mom! I’m doing MY PART GOING GREEN! No harsh cleaning chemicals for this window anymore”!(As he’s secretly watching the cute girl next door eat her ice cream)!

Who says dirty windows don't taste good.

"Mom, come back, please, and I promise I'll stop doing the freaky eyes and tongue thing!"

I can see Russia from here!

POTENTIAL: Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up....

If you never try anything new, you'll miss out on many of life's great disappointments.

Some people should not reproduce....

Honey, how many times have I told you to stop drinking Red Bull? It's getting into the breast milk!

See? I told you she would stick just like one of those little suction cups...

I just watched the 4th season of LOST... and I still have no idea what's going on!

"The absolute worst part about the Zombie Apocalypse, though, were the packs of ravenous, brain-thirsty zombie babies that silently crawled the the deserted streets in search of fresh meat and a diaper change. Neither his victims' screams nor their innards could pacify this undead rugrat's vehement appetite for blood or repeated requests for his 'Banky.'"

If I hear one more thing about the Edgewater Hotel proposal, I'm gonna throw up!

Hey Mom! Gabby is delivering my Weever Diapers!

Mom! How do you spell Weezer?

Baby Einstein.

"Helb! Mah tuhn ih thuh too da windohw... ih huhts. pweez huwwy!"

Hubba Hubba . . . Stacy's Mom . . .

NOOOO, don't open the door, my tongue is frozen to the glass!

I'm Gabby Parsons and my ex just showed up at my front door again!

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! Yellow Snow!

Hey honey! What happened to that bottle of tabasco sauce we just bought.

Watch out Gene Simmons!!

As seen on TV..... The latest innovation in glass cleaning technology!!

The new ads for the Joan Crawford daycare center did not go over well.

WHY is the doggy licking me back there?!!?!????

"stop the auditions, I'm the new Spanky of Spanky and our Gang"

Don't worry mom, this will keep out the riffraff.

i'm sooo hungry i could eat arbys!

I wanna motorboat those!!

If these drawers are a rockin; don't come a knockin!!

GIANT DOUGHNUTS!!!!!!!!!!

Do I remind you of the Hyena in The Lion King?

"Okay, I've got the licking of the windows down, now where is my helmet?"

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a toot.....wait, whaaaat am i doing?????

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

Gene Simmons as a baby.

Hi, my name is Kortni, and I'm a lickaholic.

MMMmmmMMMmmmmmmmmmmMMmmmmm BEEEEER!

Hi. My name is Kortni, and I'm a lickaholic.

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