One holiday down, tonight is the start of Chanukah and Christmas is right around the corner. So with the turkey carcass thrown away, the caption contest gives you food for thought.
Please give me your best caption to THIS photo. Prizes to be announced tomorrow morning, but one of them is a DVD!
Have fun, be creative and as always, play nice!
The runner-up to the Blind Melon Bee Girl is still holding on to the dream of getting that big break.
"One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small... and the ones that mother gives you don't do anything at... Holy Crap! Never mind."
Look at me--I'm the candy corn fairy.
Paul H. Henning
Dorothy seemed curiously proud and even boastful of having won the "Look At Me, I'm a Dork!" contest on "Bingo Night" at the local VFW post.
Jean-Paul Gaultier gives a sneak preview to his Fall 2011 plus size haute couture collection.
"Honey, does this make me look fat?"
Rainbow Brite really let herself go as she got older.
When Alice accidentally drank the shrinking potion, the only thing that would fit her was the garish knitted Christmas ornament that Aunt Mildred gave her in 1972.
Pretty cunning, dontcha think?
It's no secret that Victoria loves to make you work for it.
Grand Ma I just love my X-mas present
After having all her body hair dyed and dread-locked, Susan wondered if she should have stopped after her 6th Jamaican Rum Punch.
Now that's what I call a real knit-wit!
Let your chain hang low, Miss Candy Corn 1984.
Modeling your new toilet paper cozy, are ya?
Lady Gaga's attempt to "fit in" with an older fan base fails miserably which is evident in this backstage photo from last year's CraftShowPolooza...
The security badge did not pass clearance at the White House Gala. However, after the President's crack security squad took one look at the gown that Gladys was wearing, they just KNEW that she belonged on the guest list.
Matilda was glad that her mother's forgetfulness, made her full body cozy big enough for the whole family.
Cindy wanted to make an impression when she got her backstage pass to the Meatloaf concert
"Vickey's sure as hell not secret" fashion show!
Martha's love for candy corn was more than an obsession, it was preventing her from joining the "knit a dress for Haiti" program.
Harriet figured she would be a shoo in for the lead in the new movie called "Candyland 3-D"
"With the power invested in me, I now pronounce you Mike and Ike"
"Still crazy after all these years, Whoa, Still crazy after all these . . . wait forget, forget it Johnathan. *puts down microphone*
Gabby: You know, when the Candy Corn concept was first brought up, I said there's a very good chance I'm going to end up looking stupid. Everyone said, "it's the holidays, go ahead, you gotta stop taking yourself seriously, just loosen up a bit, and people will laugh." I didn't want to be Ms. alienation, but I feel this captioned contest has been just a disaster.
Johnathan: Wonderful, just wonderful *claps hands*.
Gabby: You call that wonderful? It was one of the most humiliating experiences of my life.
Johnathan: Was the quality or resolution a problem?
Gabby: What are you talking about? The resolution wasn't a problem!
Johnathan: I don't understand the problem
Gabby: The problem is that I am singing Still Crazy After All These Years in a Candy Corn outfit! Are you blind?!? Jeese!
Johnathan: Just go change, we'll put on a commercial. We will be right back after a few sponsored advertisements . . .
Gabby: I can't even fit through the damn door!!!
Betty's idea of a "holiday dress"
Gramma normally knits me mittens or scarves for xmas. But she said this year this would really keep me warm.
As a newcomer to the Midwest Berta didn't quite understand the colloquialism "dressing the turkey", much to the bemused disappointment of the local soup kitchen's Thanksgiving Day dinner attendees.
"always the bridesmaid...."
Always the supportive mom, Lydia proudly wore the dress her 7 year old daughter weaved for her on her loom set.
She never did experience the fame or success of her older brother Ronald McDonald; but with that winning smile, she sure did turn heads!
Granddaughter: "Thanks for the hat Grammy"
Grammy: "I know it is a little big, but I think you will grow into it just fine!"
Sponsors of the "Miss Yarn Barn" Pageant demanded that the organizers put a halt to the overt sexuality being exuded by the contestants when some of them dared show skin above the elbow.