Gabby Parsons

Please Enter Your Comments Below

Marvel Comics does its part to reduce global warming by requiring all superheroes to use public transportation, setting a good example for the rest of the world! The super bad guys are all appreciative also - as they make their get-away safely, staying within the local speed limits.

These guys plan on having a "Marvel"ous halloween.

It's always more difficult when my son brings his friends along...

"I'm sorry guys but there is a shortage of female dance partners right now..Thing, you've got to be more careful with your partners toes- frankly, crushed feet is not exactly what new female students are looking for....Oh, and Human Torch- BBQ'ing the girls isn't helping either..."

"Metropolis' new "neighborhood transit watch" program has been very successful since the new guys joined..."

Bereft of their superpowers, the Fearsome Fivesome were reduced to taking the subway to their battles with nefarious evil-doers.

It was the most boring ride the drunk bus had seen to date.

"It seems illegal aliens are everywhere these days....."

the late-bloomers: hitting puberty was a bit overdue

Downsizing hits Marvel Comics and puts many super heroes out of work.

The latest victims of outsourcing. Superhero work is now cheaper in India. "Hellooo, my name is Helk. How may I help youuu"

Hey Thing, don't you think sitting the Flame next to Hulk was a bad idea after the Grande Burrito lunch special?

Q - How could you tell where Iron Man was sitting on the subway? A - He left a rust stain on the seat.

Perhaps the Comic-Con attendees were a bit over enthusiastic. They had flown to L.A. in costume and were now surprised by the stares they received while riding the airport shuttle.

Spiderman thinks to himself, "Why am I the only guy here wearing my pajamas?"

Invincible Iron Ape was truly pissed off. "Thanks for trying to stuff your ugly butt into the Camry with us, Thing. I told you it can only hold four superheroes!"

Morale among the Super Acquaintances had sunk to an all-time low. Spider Man was overheard mumbling to himself; "To think I could be cruising with Wonder Woman on her invisible jet right now. Instead I am stuck on the subway with these clowns."

Ticket to Comic-Con: $30 Authentic Marvel Comics costume: $200 Having to ride the subway because Mom has the minivan tonight: Priceless

Looks like Stan Lee is producing the new season of Rock of Love Bus.

Unfortunately for The Human Torch, there is only one public toilet in NYC that has the new SuperFlush feature.

Introducing the newest line of spray on vinyl fetish-wear from Rubberized Bliss, Madison's exclusive home of squeaky sex toys.

Something smells funny, Did one of you guys let one or doesn't the place wear I rented this costume clean these costumes ?

So are you wondering how the crooks got away after robbing several people during freak fest ? Well they just put on their costumes and went to their hotel on the bus.

"We are four Wild & Guys guys!..."

"Of course we lost the costume contest- I TOLD you we should have gone as the trapped Chilean miners!....."

Could you guys all move down? I don't have much room here!

can you guys move down please? I don't have much room to sit down!

The guys might have misunderstood what 'themed costume party' meant at Mr. Hefner's mansion on Halloween.

Dejected after their trip to the school's Halloween dance, the gang heads home to Mom's basement.

"Yep, Stan was right. That really was a total sausage-fest."