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Caption Contest Wednesday

It's time for another caption contest. Once again, an exclusive Triple M prize that you can't get anywhere else is at stake. Here's the photo... I will choose my favorite caption. Hurry, the deadline is Friday at 4PM. Have fun, be creative!

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01/20/2010 6:14AM
Caption Contest Wednesday
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01/20/2010 7:11AM
Michael Hannes
"I quit drugs for 4 minutes to try a hug and this is what I get....Never again!!"
01/20/2010 7:19AM
Susan Fenton
Because some hugs are even scarier than drugs.
01/20/2010 7:24AM
Tom Earley
When I got home from the performance at the birthday party..I found this in my bag of tricks!
01/20/2010 7:25AM
greg warner
"Don't you folks worry- you have a great time at the movies. Little Jessica and I will get along just fine........"
01/20/2010 7:29AM
Jamie Martinson
"Proof once again that clowns are the scariest creatures on Earth..."
01/20/2010 7:35AM
Lynnette Kopetsky
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines!"
01/20/2010 7:38AM
Gary Knoiwles
Though the drugs had left Bobby with a permanent smile that always won the attention of the crowd, it was the baby-like growth on his chest that could sing "The Needle and the Damage Done" that finally landed him a steady gig with the "Just Say No" show that traveled from high school to high school.
01/20/2010 7:39AM
Dan Montenegro
The baby's shirt says, "Grampas not Clowns".
01/20/2010 7:44AM
Jared Ladish
Wow...those glasses make him look ridiculous.
01/20/2010 7:57AM
Rachel
Grampa did not believe in taking his own advice.
01/20/2010 8:01AM
Kristi
I couldn't decide what to be for halloween... a clown, a boxer, a mother... hmmmm..... hey wait... where did I get this baby? its real! omg, damn alzheimers!
01/20/2010 8:06AM
Brian
Yeah clowns always freaked me out too
01/20/2010 8:16AM
Mary Jo Oathout
WARDROBE and MAKEuuUUUp pleeze!!!
01/20/2010 8:18AM
barney
And you thought Anna Nicole Smith was scary in facepaint
01/20/2010 8:26AM
Luke Jorgensen
Uncle Remus' child care emporium. Unbeatable child care at a reasonable price. Your child will enjoy endless educational activities like "find Uncle Remus' socks?" and "guess that smell." We offer a nutritional lunch menu featuring Uncle Remus' bathtubstew, Alabaster rice pudding, and on Fridays sugar substitute and Ramen noodles. Call now space is limited. Here at Uncle Remus' child care emporium we put the "e" in child care.
01/20/2010 8:36AM
Abbe Steinberg
Quit clowning around and burp me already!!!
01/20/2010 10:01AM
mrwickey
And in this corner, for the WWE tag team championship...the 2009/2010 new year special... Jokers Wild and his sidekick Diaper Surprise Mulligan!
01/20/2010 10:55AM
James Shulkin
When Baby Robert was older, he found that he feared not only clowns but his grandfather and t-shirts with tired cliches.
01/20/2010 10:56AM
Aaron
Need a clown for your next special event? I have experience with children and tying balloons.
01/20/2010 10:56AM
Sara Hilgendorf
Original inspiration for Stephen King's "It"
01/20/2010 11:03AM
Matt Tedore
Baby "I think I just peed myself"
01/20/2010 11:03AM
Paul H. Henning
It happens to most of us eventually: over time, parenthood mellowed The Joker..
01/20/2010 11:08AM
JLK
John Wayne Gacey "Class of 73"
01/20/2010 11:28AM
Todd Barwick
The hardest part of being a malformed Siamese Twin was deciding on a costume that both could agree on.
01/20/2010 11:29AM
Rose Flynn
Holy shiot grandpa, not the clown get up again! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
01/20/2010 11:43AM
L. Pendleton
I'm not clowning around here, whose baby is this anyway...
01/20/2010 11:44AM
Jim Robinson
George ain't gonna let me tend them rabbits now.
01/20/2010 12:47PM
Lisa Showers
This kid don't look anything like me, are you sure it's not the strong man's kid? The lion tamer's kid? The ringmaster's?
01/20/2010 1:02PM
Kim White
I really hope Grandpa does'nt think he can juggle me!!!
01/20/2010 1:05PM
OldManCollins
this baby's lookin like a fool wit it's pants on the ground
01/20/2010 1:08PM
Diane Burkhalter
If Grandpa's doing parties it better be at the sedation room!!
01/20/2010 1:13PM
Mauricio Parra
Too Late.
01/20/2010 1:14PM
William Sample
I think I'll go with drugs.
01/20/2010 1:15PM
Joseph Jensen
Barnaby Clown's failed attempt at a "Don't Do Drugs" poster, the focus group thought it he was strung out holding a baby for ransom.
01/20/2010 1:24PM
gjevrock
Your gonna hear a loud pop when I remove my finger!
01/20/2010 1:27PM
Amy
Sarah Palin, the early years. Explains everything.
01/20/2010 1:41PM
Kraig
"Exhibit A" presented in support of his insanity defense at young William's trial for Bustin' up a Starbucks.
01/20/2010 1:50PM
Gabby
These are GREAT! Keep it up people. The deadline is Friday @ 4PM.
01/20/2010 2:00PM
Matthew J. Duket
Bozo: Behind the Make-up: Next on VH1.
01/20/2010 2:05PM
Beau
i'm SICK of hugs grandpa, i want my maryjane!!!!
01/20/2010 2:15PM
Harry Hood
The only picture we could find of Bozo with grandpa!
01/20/2010 2:56PM
Kraig
She was destined to spend the rest of her life searching for a sober, boxing, clown, with whom she could share platonic closeness and affection.
01/20/2010 3:33PM
Zac
Jonathan Suttin's uncle Dave was always a little odd. Bears fans are weird.
01/20/2010 3:34PM
Mark Bruner
Gene Simmons opens a daycare to supplement his Social Security income.
01/20/2010 3:37PM
Michael
Grandpa proving he's a part of the hugs and drugs philosophy.
01/20/2010 4:00PM
JLK
What happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas--NOT
01/20/2010 4:15PM
Dave Bigler
Jonathan W. Little's baby pictures show him once again to be a 'chip off the old block'.
01/20/2010 4:53PM
Justin Stiper
"Do as I say, not as I do."
01/20/2010 4:54PM
Kari
No, seriously I loved the rodeo and the circus, but having a daycare is completely rewarding at my age and more exciting - seriously, that is why I wear the makeup to keep the place calm. As soon as I flip her over she'll be asleep in seconds!
01/20/2010 5:17PM
Tony Ketterer
Can't sleep, clown will eat me...Can't sleep, clown will eat me...Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
01/20/2010 5:40PM
John Carli
Will someone please change our diapers?
01/20/2010 5:43PM
Peter F Castro
They say Wisconsin is home to more serial killers than any other state.... here's a twofer.
01/20/2010 6:45PM
Jeffrey Vogel
I better lay off the drugs and start using hugs...geez for a minute I thought this baby was a crack pipe.
01/20/2010 7:09PM
old uncle
"Do as I say child, not as I do."
01/20/2010 7:28PM
Marsha Zelmanski
Clowns are'nt funny especially when they don't know when a diaper change is needed.
01/20/2010 7:30PM
Steve
And for my next trick, I will saw a baby in two!!
01/20/2010 8:12PM
Richard Curley
12 steps forward, 24 steps backward.
01/20/2010 8:22PM
steve bruns
I just performed a C-section on myself and all I got was this plain white baby!
01/20/2010 11:04PM
Terry
I don't know nothin bout birthin babies Miss Scarlett!
01/21/2010 4:56AM
Anita Dulmes
And the number one reason to practice safe sex....
01/21/2010 5:03AM
Monica
I've heard this is a good way to pick up chicks.
01/21/2010 5:47AM
Michael
"C'mon, the baby makes my costume look ridiculous."
01/21/2010 7:06AM
Adam Elliott
"...and our model is sporting a fine cotton woven gold belt. Next in the PDDGOFYSDJD (Potentially Dangerous and Deranged Grandfather Off-Meds, Yet Still Drinking Jack Daniels) Fashion Show..."
01/21/2010 7:18AM
Mike Poquette
Be sure to ask your doctor if Dammitol is right for you. Dammitol is not for every sorry ass clown. Side effects may include hallucinations, mood swings, shortness of pants, distasteful t-shirts, high stool, seat cramps, crying babies, and draculatingmental floss. Stop taking Dammitol immediately and call you doctor if you experience erect nipples lasting more than eight hours as this may be a sign of a serious lack of temperature.
01/21/2010 7:22AM
Kurt
Marley (the retired) clown is now trying to raise the next Walenda family!!!!
01/21/2010 9:02AM
patricko
"But seriously...."
01/21/2010 10:16AM
Cambrian Rousseau
No Dude really, im not kidding this is how Clark Kent started out.
01/21/2010 1:29PM
Thelonious
It's NOT real! It's just a prop for my act, silly! What, do you think I'm crazy or something???
01/21/2010 2:48PM
Kurt Voiss
Rehab was a challenge but having a baby was my clowning achievement!
01/21/2010 8:15PM
Anne Urbanski
"What Ronald McDonald does on his day off: More than 1 billion babies terrified worldwide."
01/22/2010 7:03AM
Kraig
It was at that moment when Boppo sadly realized he would be be the last to carry on the proud family tradition of the Insane Boxing Clown Posse.
01/22/2010 7:08AM
Kraig
It was at that moment when Boppo sadly realized he would be the last to carry on the proud family tradition of the Insane Boxing Clown Posse. (Sorry, I had one too many "be's" the first time around.)
01/22/2010 12:11PM
mrwickey
Damn! I really wanted a flamethrower! All I get is this farting baby!
01/22/2010 12:17PM
Cactus Joe
We hugged. One thing led to another. Next thing you know...
01/22/2010 12:49PM
Gwen
Mimi Bobeck, I need HEEEELP!
01/22/2010 7:26PM
Karen
That's not the only thing I can pull out of a hat!
08/29/2011 11:39PM
KaufmanMattie29
People in every country take the credit loans in different banks, just because that is simple and comfortable.
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