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I just saw a story about cows in the state of Oregon getting waterbeds and I immediately became concerned.  I live in America’s dairyland!  Why don’t we have waterbeds for our cows?!
 
However, I had a huge moo of relief after hearing the farmers in Oregon got the idea from Wisconsin farmers!
 
That’s great, but I think we need to stay on the cutting edge in Wisconsin because soon all cows will have waterbeds.
 
I think it’s time to open cow spas.  Honestly, these fine bovine bodies need more pampering.  Don’t you think a hooficure would be nice?
Perhaps some of the black spots on those Holsteins are getting a little gray.  A quick dye job would do the trick. Those cows are also out in the hot sun all day long.  I think they could use a facial.

My only concern:  Will spoiled cows produce spoiled milk?



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