Do you love bacon to death? Do you love it so much you want to be buried in it?
You're in luck my friend! From the company that brought us Baconnaisse, the new Bacon Coffin is now available for the low low price of just $2,999.99.
Now the email I got from J & D Foods touted "the world's first bacon wrapped coffin." Intriguing! Taste-tempting, even.
Well, not so much. Reading the email further I found out what's really going on. "Bacon Coffins are finished with a painted Bacon and Pork shading and accented with gold stationary handles." The casket does include a "bacon memorial tube," which I assume gives you the opportunity to rest eternally with bacon by your side, and not stain your shroud, or whatever people are being buried in these days.
As creative as this idea seems, I think I'll go with a less cholestorol-laden resting place.
Maybe something along the lines of a kumquat or tangerine. What do you think?
Find out more about this crazy company and its other offerings..from MMMvelopes to lip balm here.