A big winter storm is headed our way..with frigid cold temps to follow. Luckily, the hearty souls of Wisconsin are tough enough to handle it. I want to thank Triple M listener Gary John Feest for sharing this with us on Facebook.
WHEN THE TEMPS GET:
60 ABOVE ZERO:
FLORIDIANS TURN ON THE HEAT.
PEOPLE IN WISCONSIN PLANT GARDENS.
...
50 ABOVE ZERO:
CALIFORNIANS SHIVER UNCONTROLLABLY.
PEOPLE IN SUPERIOR SUNBATHE.
40 ABOVE ZERO:
ITALIAN & ENGLISH CARS WON'T START.
PEOPLE IN WISCONSIN DRIVE WITH THE WINDOWS DOWN.
32 ABOVE ZERO:
DISTILLED WATER FREEZES.
THE WATER IN HAYWARD GETS THICKER.
20 ABOVE ZERO:
FLORIDIANS DON COATS, THERMAL
UNDERWEAR, GLOVES, WOOL HATS.
PEOPLE IN WISCONSIN THROW ON A FLANNEL SHIRT.
15 ABOVE ZERO:
NEW YORK LANDLORDS FINALLY TURN UP THE HEAT.
PEOPLE IN WISCONSIN HAVE THE LAST COOKOUT BEFORE IT GETS COLD.
ZERO:
PEOPLE IN MIAMI ALL DIE.
PEOPLE IN WISCONSIN CLOSE THE WINDOWS.
10 BELOW ZERO:
CALIFORNIANS FLY AWAY TO MEXICO
PEOPLE IN WISCONSIN GET OUT THEIR WINTER COATS.
25 BELOW ZERO:
HOLLYWOOD DISINTEGRATES.
THE GIRL SCOUTS IN WISCONSIN ARE SELLING COOKIES DOOR TO DOOR.
40 BELOW ZERO:
WASHINGTON DC RUNS OUT OF HOT AIR.
PEOPLE IN WISCONSIN LET THE DOGS SLEEP INDOORS.
100 BELOW ZERO:
SANTA CLAUS ABANDONS THE NORTH POLE.
WISCONSINITES GET UPSET BECAUSE THEY CAN'T START THE MINI-VAN.
460 BELOW ZERO:
ALL ATOMIC MOTION STOPS (ABSOLUTE ZERO ON THE KELVIN SCALE.)
PEOPLE IN WISCONSIN START SAYING..."COLD 'NUFF FER YA?"
500 BELOW ZERO:
HELL FREEZES OVER.
WISCONSIN PUBLIC SCHOOLS WILL OPEN 2 HOURS LATE.
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