Happy birthday Bill Murray!
I'm hoping you google yourself daily and have come across my humble little blog.
I must say I have had a crush on you since your Saturday Night Live Days. I would have given anything to be in Lisa Loopner's place so we could have gone to prom together.
You could have noogied me to your nerdy little heart's content!
I thought you were a genius in Caddyshack, Ghostbusters and yes, even Meatballs.
I even managed to like you when you made the ill-advised move to try dramatic acting! I managed to remain in my seat for all of The Razor's Edge, and I tell you that wasn't easy.
I'd rather not talk about Lost In Translation, because I hated that movie. So I'll quickly change the subject to when you appeared as a guest star on Square Pegs! Back in 1982 you were already a movie star. You didn't have to go on the small screen, but you did!
I know you're probably feeling sad because you didn't jump at the chance to date Sarah Jessica Parker before Steve Martin got to her. But I think Jami Gertz may be available.
Happy 62nd birthday, Mr. Murray. And you can be my groundskeeper anytime. I've got some critters I'd like you to get rid of.
Your fan,
Kitty
