Happy birthday Bill Murray!
I'm hoping you google yourself daily and have come across my humble little blog.
I must say I have had a crush on you since your Saturday Night Live Days. I would have given anything to be in Lisa Loopner's place so we could have gone to prom together.
You could have noogied me to your nerdy little heart's content!
I thought you were a genius in Caddyshack, Ghostbusters and yes, even Meatballs.
I even managed to like you when you made the ill-advised move to try dramatic acting! I managed to remain in my seat for all of The Razor's Edge, and I tell you that wasn't easy.
I'd rather not talk about Lost In Translation, because I hated that movie. So I'll quickly change the subject to when you appeared as a guest star on Square Pegs! Back in 1982 you were already a movie star. You didn't have to go on the small screen, but you did!
I know you're probably feeling sad because you didn't jump at the chance to date Sarah Jessica Parker before Steve Martin got to her. But I think Jami Gertz may be available.
Happy 62nd birthday, Mr. Murray. And you can be my groundskeeper anytime. I've got some critters I'd like you to get rid of.