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Refugees from the Netherlands section of Disney's "It's a Small World" ride sought permanent asylum in this suburban Orlando yard, asserting constant maligning by their French neighbors as the primary basis for their petition.

if apprehended, the suspects of this apparent vandelism are expected to be brought up on hate crime charges.

Wait! Over there! Right next to the blue thing! It's Waldo!

Well, that's one way to get out of having to mow the front lawn.

When folks heard that newly-elected Governor Scott Walker would be relocating from Milwaukee to their little Madison neighborhood, residents initially felt joy, pride and enthusiasm. However, as the Gov increasingly indulged in his weekend decorating hobby, it didn’t take long before the neighbors’ initial thrill gave way to a somewhat different feeling…

It's amazing what you have to do to get your video to go viral on youtube.com

Angus Young was disappointed to learn that the neighborhood display was actually referred to by locals as "A Dutch too much." Perhaps wearing earplugs on stage would not have been such a bad idea after all.

Little known phenomenon of spring is the lawn ornament's ability to breed like tribbles. They do not however have a severe reaction to warn of nearby Klingons.

TLC's new series: Hoarding: Yard Art [if it's not a crime, it should be]

Welcome to the Lawrence's! Free earth information for all space travelers!

The neighborhood Lawn Festival Committee judged the entry by the Jone's to be too pastel. They were placed immediately under arrest for reckless decorating.

I personally prefer using Gargoyles to keep the evil spirits away, but this should work just as well.

This is what my front yard looks like after getting Dad a band-saw for his retirement gift.

You oughta see the place at Christmas!

Asked why I did it I could only reply "it was to keep the Jehovahs away"

I was told chicks would dig it

My mantra is "if some is good, more must be better"

Ralph came home and knew immediately it was time to adjust his wife's meds again

"Hmmmm...", Mabel mused as she gazed at her lawn masterpiece, "I'm just not sure if Woody Woodpecker fits in with my theme. I like a cohesive look".

Having retired last year, Mr. Jansen now works full-time as "that crazy Dutch bastard."

The Flea Market puked on their yard.