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A Pre-Blizzard Caption Contest

Well, we finally join the East Coast this winter with our very own blizzard! Our office will be closed tomorrow, and your's probably will as well and I'm sure school's will be closed. So, I'm giving you an extra day to play caption contest!!! Please give me your best caption to this photo. The winner will receive, as always, FABULOUS* prizes.  Deadline is still Friday at 4 PM! Have fun, be creative and, as always, play nice! * fabulous according to gabby

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02/01/2011 6:53AM
A Pre-Blizzard Caption Contest
Please Enter Your Comments Below
02/01/2011 6:59AM
Victor
Yeah, I think the gun really pulls the outfit together. Really finishes it.
02/01/2011 7:05AM
Carrie Barger
While headed to an ICP concert, Carrot Top was prepared in case the bathrooms were full
02/01/2011 7:12AM
Jenny
I always wondered how Carrot Top spent his free time... mystery solved.
02/01/2011 7:21AM
Anne
Before he turned into an uberbuff, steroidal, gun-toting comedian with insane red hair, Carrot Top was a skinny, gun-toting, diapered KISS fan, with insane red hair. Carrot Top wasn't always an uberbuff, steroidal, gun-toting comic with crazy red hair. He used to be a skinny, gun-toting, diapered KISS fan. At least the hair and the guns haven't changed.
02/01/2011 7:22AM
Bob Bichler
This explains why you have never seen CarrotTop, Ted Nugent and the Naked Cowboy all together at the same time...they are all one person!
02/01/2011 7:39AM
Donna
Ted Nugent has escaped from the Offrocker Nursing Home again. If you see him, call 911 immediately. Do not approach. He should be considered armed, dangerous and insane.
02/01/2011 7:42AM
Jenny
Meet RAMBOZO! Appearing at this weekends circus.
02/01/2011 8:09AM
Alan Beall
Guns don't kill people. Drag queen clowns with diaper fetishes do.
02/01/2011 8:23AM
Jan Summerton
after the sex change operation, I finally understand bad hair, bad make-up, pms and how uncomfortable pads can be.
02/01/2011 10:49AM
rick
walk like an egyptian
02/01/2011 11:27AM
Mary
They never should have kicked my brother out of the house...
02/01/2011 1:41PM
Tony
Bozo had some minor issues with being retired.
02/01/2011 3:16PM
Brian P
Shhhhh! I'm undercover.
02/01/2011 3:17PM
Brian P
Honest officer, that DJ Gabby something said it was "No Pants Wednesday"
02/01/2011 3:19PM
Brian P
Just showin' off my junk...yep, just showin' off my junk
02/01/2011 3:20PM
Brian P
After seeing those 2 clowns behind me you still say I dress funny?
02/01/2011 5:59PM
Philip Parmley
"Gabby, Gabby? Hey! I wanna be sedated!" Bam! Bam!
02/02/2011 1:05AM
Steve Harley
Marilyn Manson excapes from babysitter using toy gun.
02/02/2011 1:06AM
Steve Harley
Marilyn Manson excapes from babysitter using toygun.
02/02/2011 1:10AM
Steve Harley
Marilyn Manson excapes from babysitter using a toy gun.
02/02/2011 9:09AM
Kristin
It's cause the orange shirt clashes with my hair, huh? that's what makes this a hot mess - otherwise - i'd be fab right? RIGHT?
02/02/2011 9:10AM
Bethany J
Does this gun make me look fat??
02/02/2011 9:10AM
Alan Beall
Dick Cheney's made a lot of changes since leaving office, but he still loves guns.
02/02/2011 9:21AM
Tabbymom Jen
He's ready to rock and roll all night, and party every day.
02/02/2011 9:24AM
Todd B
That's the last time I order a stripper from the Pennysaver.
02/02/2011 9:32AM
Todd B
The spa package said "facial treatment and pampering." Time to demand a refund.
02/02/2011 11:11AM
Linda B
"Feel free to move about MY world....."
02/02/2011 1:56PM
joan
Ronald McDonald on hunt for the new McVenison.
02/02/2011 9:27PM
Kraig
As Howard Stern got on in his years, it became more and more difficult for those around him to refer to him as a shock "jock." When a caller referred to him as "Dr. Depends", Stern lost it and went on a rampage down the Avenue of the Americas.
02/03/2011 5:21AM
Philip Parmley
This young man doesn't want to be a pinhead anymore, but from where I'm sitting, I don't think he has a choice.
02/03/2011 8:26AM
Kraig
For the chosen few, the surrender of hair metal to grunge was non-negotiable.
02/03/2011 9:08AM
Philip Parmley
"Bibbidi-bobbidi-BOOM!"
02/03/2011 10:32AM
darlene
Is the NRA for you?......depends.
02/03/2011 1:06PM
Ann
Chaka Khan, clowns, adult men in diapers with firearms, that covers a few of my fears...what else you got?
02/03/2011 1:27PM
John C.
While he enjoyed his time on the show, Ted Nugent was disappointed that he was voted off of Rock Star: KISS.
02/03/2011 1:27PM
John C.
Oh Crap! Freakfest isn’t until October.
02/03/2011 5:17PM
Art Paul Schlosser
If Mommy doesn't change my diaper, Baby will shoot
02/03/2011 7:16PM
James Shulkin
"This year's Halloween costume theme was "Dress as your favorite city". I'm She-boy-gun."
02/04/2011 5:36AM
Paul H. Henning
“What do you mean the NRA is made up of ’gun nuts’ and ‘fringe elements’?” demanded organization president Dorkus DuPage. “Typical liberal press slander!!!”
02/04/2011 8:47AM
steve bruns
My new cover band for "Guns and Roses" songs is called "Guns and Psychosis"
02/04/2011 8:53AM
steve bruns
I don't even get a second look when I walk down Willy Street
02/04/2011 8:56AM
steve bruns
I'm not smiling, I'm grunting (I just shat myself)
02/04/2011 9:11AM
Jan Tessier
Glenn Beck finds his inner child.
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