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A Hairy Caption Contest

It's the best day of the week...caption contest day! We are back to the creepy photos, so let's have fun with this one. Please give me your best caption to this photo. The winner receives multitudes of FABULOUS prizes ( some even good!). Your deadline is Friday at 4 PM. Have fun, be creative and, as always, play nice!

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03/09/2011 6:58AM
A Hairy Caption Contest
Please Enter Your Comments Below
03/09/2011 7:03AM
Brian Bull
Everyone was enjoying the Rocky Horror Picture Show, that is, until Sasquatch crashed the event.
03/09/2011 7:14AM
Tammy
Jerry's mash-up of Rocky Horror and Cats didn't quite take off.
03/09/2011 7:39AM
Brendon Shoemaker
Planet of the Drag Queen Apes was a resounding success.
03/09/2011 8:10AM
Brian P
May I suggest a wax job?
03/09/2011 8:12AM
Brian P
Introducting Chewbacca in the new GLBT version of Star Wars made some people very uncomfortable.
03/09/2011 8:13AM
Brian P
I am your governer and I WILL be taken seriously
03/09/2011 9:02AM
Gary Charles
and you think that is hairy?
03/09/2011 10:12AM
rick
my 13 colleagues and i will stay in illinois until governer walker plays nice with us.n
03/09/2011 10:18AM
Mandy
Teen Wolf hits his midlife crisis.
03/09/2011 10:42AM
Molly
"Winning"
03/09/2011 11:02AM
Kraig
After his "Express Yourself" Tour got off to a rocky start, Chewie insisted that a cooler full of Jager be kept no more than an arm's length distance from him at all times.
03/09/2011 11:51AM
KimK
Crazy, crazy for feeling so hairy....
03/09/2011 12:06PM
Art Paul Schlosser
Here is Lady GaGa in her newest outfit singing her newest song You Make Me Go Bananas
03/09/2011 1:01PM
Thomas Timm
Hi, I will be your guest minister this week.
03/09/2011 2:00PM
John C.
This “before” picture is proof that the hair and makeup crew at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is second to none.
03/09/2011 2:02PM
John C.
After one constituent’s thought provoking testimony, New Jersey decided against the Brazilian wax ban.
03/09/2011 2:06PM
Abbe
And now for my next number, a little song you may all remember..."These boots are made for walkin' and that's just what they'll do, one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you." Nancy Sinatra, eat your heart out.
03/09/2011 3:17PM
Jan S
Why, yes, it's not easy finding things in my size, but Gene Simmons in my cousin and I get a few things from him.
03/09/2011 4:38PM
steve bruns
"Love me for what I am, not what I've become"
03/09/2011 4:42PM
steve bruns
Glen...da tries out for Alien Idol
03/09/2011 4:45PM
steve bruns
"You touch my red cooler and I'm gonna go all Chewie on ya"
03/09/2011 4:47PM
steve bruns
"OK, ya got me..... the bulge is fake"
03/09/2011 4:49PM
steve bruns
"I will tell you when I am done singing, so if you don't shut up, what is connected to the tail in my cooler will be unleashed on yo' ass"
03/10/2011 6:43AM
Diane
You'll never guess what I've got in the cooler!
03/10/2011 6:55AM
Anne
What Chewbecca does at Wookiee talent shows.
03/10/2011 9:00AM
Maggie
Rob's Gwar-themed drag show had trouble getting off the ground.
03/10/2011 9:02AM
Maggie
Sasquatch wondered why his Gwar-themed drag show had trouble getting support.
03/10/2011 1:36PM
steve bruns
"Lonely, I'm Mr. or Mrs lonely..... I have nobody to call my own..."
03/10/2011 3:22PM
Brian P
Really, all the other super hero costumes were taken?
03/10/2011 3:25PM
Brian P
The singing of the National Anthem is always the highlight of the NBA AllStar game.
03/10/2011 3:26PM
Brian P
Yeah, I can do Sinatra. "Fly me to the mooooon..."
03/10/2011 3:30PM
Brian P
After Molly Hatchet broke up, Danny Joe Brown's career never quite took off again
03/10/2011 3:39PM
Brian P
This blows the theory that your ex always looks better after the divorce
03/11/2011 10:56AM
KimK
Drink a cooler of beer and you can do/become anything.
03/11/2011 1:21PM
Tammy
The most important thing our society needs is world peace, Stan.
03/11/2011 2:11PM
Kraig
Glenn Grothman, running for a new post in 2012, but still insisting that all of the Capitol protestors are a bunch of "slobs."
03/11/2011 2:27PM
Brian P
side effects include.....
06/25/2011 4:49AM
Pareejeremy
check lightinthebox online
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