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A Gem of a Caption Contest

I live to creep you guys out. < grin>. With that in mind... please give me your best caption to this photo. The winner will receive FABULOUS prizes hand selected by me. The deadline is Friday at 4 PM! Good luck, have fun, and as always, play nice!

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12/15/2010 6:08AM
A Gem of a Caption Contest
Please Enter Your Comments Below
12/15/2010 6:15AM
Heather Moore
Brenda regretted her decision to use the plastic surgery services of Dr. Flava Flav.
12/15/2010 7:11AM
Bob Marrone
I knew I shouldn't have used the "Self Plastic Surgery Kit"!
12/15/2010 7:39AM
Stacey Kaisler
And I shall call myself... Lady Gaga.
12/15/2010 7:39AM
chainsawcurtis
Please Mr. Dali! I'm paying you to paint what you see!
12/15/2010 7:52AM
Charlie McCarthy
The Eyes have it.
12/15/2010 8:13AM
Anne
Zelda finally realized that the Lutheran church thrift shop would be a cheap and easy source of parts for her faaaabulous robot.
12/15/2010 8:48AM
Sheila
It was only a matter of time before body piercing morphed into body applique.
12/15/2010 8:54AM
Peter Ripin
Tiffany is in make-up for her role in Jewel of the Vile.
12/15/2010 10:47AM
Paul H. Henning
Who knew? It turns out that the new “Obamacare” Federal health care mandates often require some rather “experimental” treatments for patients and with unexpected results.
12/15/2010 11:05AM
Linda Bruss
"Bejeweled, beleaguered and beeeeeeau-tiful!!
12/15/2010 11:33AM
Todd AKA Mr. Charisma
Joan Rivers' Latest Look
12/15/2010 3:15PM
Brian P
What? No, I didn't have any work done. It's all me honey.
12/15/2010 3:17PM
Brian P
The undertaker did an amazing job, didn't he? She looks so natural.
12/15/2010 3:18PM
Brian P
Marilyn Munster wasn't always the pretty one.
12/15/2010 5:44PM
Jan S
Not letting her bedazzle gift go unuse or regifted, Sara gets ready for New Year's Eve.
12/15/2010 7:52PM
Jan S
Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring (a creepy broach, something to cover my eye and something to shut my mouth) I don't mean on a phone Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
12/16/2010 7:47AM
John C.
People thought she was crazy when she had diamonds on the soles of her shoes, but since then she has really lost it.
12/16/2010 7:48AM
John C.
After meeting this lovely lady, the Phantom just wasn't that into Christine Daae anymore.
12/16/2010 7:59AM
Todd B
Tiffany's introduced their new line of Self Mrs. Potato Head jewelry.
12/16/2010 7:59AM
Todd B
Sure she's cute, but can she cook?
12/16/2010 8:02AM
Matty D
The royal jewerly collection helps Elizabeth complete a dazzling randition of the Terminator for the Halloween ball.
12/16/2010 8:02AM
Abbe
Looks like Lola has a case of 24 karat leprosy. She might lose her features, but at least she'll make a bundle at the pawn shop.
12/16/2010 9:01AM
Tammy
The next song on our playlist is "Isn't she lovely?" dedicated to the Bionic Woman 3.0 who needs some bling for the New Year's ball.
12/16/2010 9:25AM
Todd B
Oddly enough...the jewels are real, it's her head that's fake!!
12/16/2010 9:26AM
Todd B
She may say she sneezes emeralds, but I don't trust her.
12/16/2010 1:40PM
Kraig
It came as no surprise to those who knew the evil Dr. Porcus Nasus Aurelius well, that the one feature on Hildy's face that he did not alter was her nose.
12/17/2010 6:37AM
KimK
Being that the royal wedding is next April, Ive got to find something faaabulous to wear. Maybe with a little tweaking i will get it....
12/17/2010 8:02AM
KimK
As Lady Gaga was trying to make her big break thru, she wondered, do I drop the eye or the mouth jewels?
12/17/2010 8:18AM
Thelonious
What do you think? Are my nails and hair ok?
12/17/2010 8:29AM
steve bruns
"Sure babe, I'd love to kiss you more but my teeth keep chipping"
12/17/2010 8:38AM
steve bruns
The info-mercial was discontinued after Gloria poked her eye out using the 'Lash blaster 2000'
12/17/2010 8:53AM
steve bruns
It didn't pay for Florence to save money trying the 'Do it yourself Lasik surgery with the bonus Lip augmentation' she found on the internet.
12/17/2010 8:56AM
steve bruns
"Homeopathic healing my ass!"
12/17/2010 9:56AM
skunky
hmmmmmm, i REALLLLLY do have a big nose!
12/17/2010 9:59AM
JDE Enterprises
now...THIS....IS......perfect! last year i felt so outta place, but this year i'll be one with the crowd down in the valley. PYITE opener is my call!
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