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A Barbilicious Caption Contest

Cold enough for you? Just be glad we don't live in the East where they have been shoveling for months! So let's heat things up with come caption fun!' You know the drill. Please give me your best caption for this photo. The winner will receive all sorts of fabulous random prizes! Your deadline is Friday at 4 PM! Have fun, be creative and play nice!

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02/09/2011 6:31AM
A Barbilicious Caption Contest
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02/09/2011 6:57AM
Dawn Kleinfeldt
In 2011, Mattel introduced their newest doll, Psycho Barbie. This doll comes with knives, severed heads and a bottle of realistic blood. Your children will have hours of fun torturing Ken, your child's imagine leads to endless scenarios. So go out andget Psycho Barbie today, you never know when you might be your child's next victim!
02/09/2011 7:22AM
Dawn W
The Dahmer playset, fun for all ages. Get your neighbors in on the action, or at least in the fridge.
02/09/2011 7:45AM
Deb N
Ooops, duh. that was supposed to say, Barbie – the real Dexter “Bay Harbor Butcher.”
02/09/2011 8:28AM
Cynthia
"Now look what you've done, we'll need a new sitter -- and how will I ever meet a new man if you kids keep leaving this place such a mess? Now be a Dear and take a picture of mommy that I can use on my Eharmony ad."
02/09/2011 8:30AM
Kraig
Barbie's Nightmare Kitchen. Accessories Not Embalmed.
02/09/2011 8:59AM
Kraig
Always the literalist, Barbie failed to grasp the nuance of Ken’s comment that "cooler heads always prevail."
02/09/2011 9:23AM
Bridget
It was then that Barbie realized she should not have let Ken talk her into reenacting that one scene from his favorite horror movie with a real weapon.
02/09/2011 9:37AM
Ann
"I don't like Mondays!"
02/09/2011 9:41AM
ami
another shining example of barbie facilitating the learning of real-life skills. because it's tough world out there, even when you're %$^#$% crazy.
02/09/2011 11:43AM
Kraig
I told Ken that if he wore that freakin' Ascot one more time I was going to cut it off of him. But NOOOOOO!!!! He just HAD to wear it!
02/09/2011 12:15PM
Sandra Ramer
Great, kids! I'm gonna use this for my next Mattel box cover.
02/09/2011 12:59PM
Beth
Eeek, a mouse!!!
02/09/2011 1:17PM
Amanda U.
This is disgusting and offensive. I would never let my child play with a toy whose midriff is showing!
02/09/2011 2:08PM
Tim
"No, honey. I need you to sit on the other side of Daddy's carcass. Now, smile for the camera!"
02/09/2011 3:21PM
steve bruns
"Oh little Jolene, mommy found a new boyfriend, and I think Mr. Dahmer and I will get along famously!"
02/09/2011 3:24PM
steve bruns
"Thanks kids for helping mommy with her forensics class, now remember, this is our little secret"
02/09/2011 3:27PM
steve bruns
"No Francine, mommy is not a hoarder"
02/09/2011 3:33PM
Todd B
No, no, no little girl, no soda before dinner. You might spoil your appetite.
02/09/2011 3:39PM
steve bruns
"Billy git yur fingers off'n that neck, it ain't been properly cleaned!"
02/09/2011 3:41PM
steve bruns
Jeffry Dahmer, the early years.
02/09/2011 3:43PM
steve bruns
"Mrs. Dahmer, Mrs. Dahmer, is Jeffy supposed to be playing with that?"
02/10/2011 6:47AM
Gary
Looking to appeal to a younger audience, CBS introduces Barbie as newest cast member on CSI.
02/10/2011 8:10AM
Abbe
I told them I wanted Malibu Barbie, but no, they had to go and get me Lizzy Borden Barbie. Now, see what happens when I don't get what I want!
02/10/2011 8:40AM
Jen
Kelly grab the cat, quick! He is going to eat the fish, and the babies would be traumatized!!
02/10/2011 8:50AM
Tammy
The Gein family reunion gave out theme toys for the kiddies!
02/10/2011 10:07AM
Paul H. Henning
In anticipation of the release of the hot, new O.J. action figure, some of Mattel’s other dolls thought they’d sort of set the mood.
02/10/2011 1:23PM
Donna
There were some early signs of Jeffrey Dahmer's dark side. Pictured is his second grade diorama.
02/10/2011 2:41PM
Kraig
Chef Gordon Ramsay was going to have his hands full with this Kitchen Nightmare. But, he figured everything would be flippin' brilliant, provided he could get rid of those little nippers and he did not "lose his head" with PMS Barbie.
02/10/2011 2:51PM
Steve Slotty
and jeffery dahmer's therapist thought it was a problem he was playing with dolls?
02/10/2011 3:33PM
Jan S
I thought my brother was just stealing my Barbie, this is what I saw when I found them.
02/11/2011 9:13AM
Lori O
"Another kid? Another Kid??? ANOTHER KID????????" Barbie reacts to Ken's suggestion that it might be nice to have another kid.
02/11/2011 10:26AM
Ed Gein
Ms. Roberts, I have your new planter ready for you on the kitchen table.
02/11/2011 12:44PM
Brendon Shoemaker
Dinner with the Palin's.
02/11/2011 12:53PM
Darcy
The Real Housewives of Mattel
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