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5 things to smuggle onto a spaceship

An Apollo 12 astronaut is in need of some cash..so he's selling an item that illegally made a space flight.  It's a picture of a Playboy playmate that was tacked inside a locker and crew member Richard Gordon has held onto it all these years, and is now putting it on the auction block. Some other items that made it onto space craft illegally include a corned beef sandwich and a harmonica. So that got me to thinking--what would I smuggle onto a spaceship if I had the chance. Here are a few of my ideas. 1) Mork from Ork. It's time to get my vintage doll from the 70s show Mork & Mindy a little closer to his home planet. Nanu Nanu! 2)Pop Rocks. What this fizzin' poppin' candy might do at zero gravity boggles the mind! 3)Woody from Toy Story. He'd be a "Space Cowboy." 4)Pigs in a blanket. Then it would be "Pigs in a blanket in space!!!!!" (Muppet show reference.) 5)Diet Mountain Dew. Because I'm no good if I don't get my caffeine in the morning. Besides, Tang sucks.

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